Sports Commentator: This is truly a sight to behold: an awesome spectacle! The Champion of Hyrule, chosen wielder of the Master Sword, cross-dresser extraordinaire Link: testing his mettle in the sand seal races for a chance to enter the Shrine! Truly, this is the challenge of a lifetime! Link (shield surfing with a sand seal): To be perfectly honest, this is more of a leisurely ride.

562 - Wacky Races
Surfing with sand seals is cool and all, but it's more chill than exciting
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Sign (posted in front of a sand seal): SAND SEAL RENTALS!!! Cheap Thrill Ride for Too Much Cash! Link (holding a sand seal): Okay, I have to address this: how is this a sand SEAL!? This is clearly a walrus! Walruses are thick with tusks, like this! What seal looks like this!?

384 - Someone Please Explain This to Me!
I admit I don't know everything about animals, but I think I can tell the difference between a seal and a walrus!
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Link spies his first sand seal deep in the Gerudo Desert. Link: What the shit!? There are walruses in the desert!? Gerudo Traveler: That's a sand seal. If you sneak up behind them with your shield, you can surf on the sand while they pull you. Link (in awe): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!

370 - Like Living Jet Skis
Such a majestic, misleading named creature!
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