Proving it has a heart, did #AI convince a rump faction of #Patriots fans who are #BillBelichick buffs not to do a #ChatGPT presentation at the #NFLCombine proving the ex-#Pats #Jets #Browns coach would have lost by a smaller margin than the current coach #MikeVrabel did to the #Seahawks in #SB60?
![The winner of Super Bowl LX...
[Jeff Probst (pretend it's me with my Headcanon Taranza pfp) revealing the Seattle Seahawks as the newest pro football champs]
(Cue the Patriots' torch getting snuffed like the 30 before it in the background. Also sorry I couldn't find a transparent wordmark PNG, but credit to SportsLogos.net for their logos.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ceuwr6j6pt5hryzinevkvctl/bafkreih6dfqxxwm3nfueboro4ux3rbj54zuay4n4oxawh5kxc3h5az43ay)
The winner of Super Bowl LX... [Jeff Probst (pretend it's me with my Headcanon Taranza pfp) revealing the Seattle Seahawks as the newest pro football champs] (Cue the Patriots' torch getting snuffed like the 30 before it in the background. Also sorry I couldn't find a transparent wordmark PNG, but credit to SportsLogos.net for their logos.)
*Seahawks-Patriots (✅): (First off, definitely the plan to wait until 12 days later to finish this for Seattle. I'm totally not just pure garbage at finishing these Super Bowl recaps in remotely timely fashion as I immediately shift into NASCAR mode! How could you possibly assume that?) Even as someone more tolerant of tense, defensive affairs than many, this was definitely one of the more forgettable Super Bowls in recent memory. But regardless, it was very clear who was ready for the moment and who wasn't. Darnold may not have been Warner on the big stage, but he was also fortunately far from Gannon. He made some nice plays in a few tough spots and overall did what he had to do to complete his redemption arc for the ages (and also in the process make Queens and Minneapolis both want to collectively vomit). Kenneth Walker also had a really solid night, although honestly, he kinda joins the Edelman and 2020 Brady category of guys who mostly won SB MVP because they can't just make it an 11-way tie, because holy hell, was that defense terrific. The Dark Side absolutely consumed New England's hopes all night long in ways that probably gave Foxborough some really rough flashbacks to 1985. That already pretty rough Pats O-line didn't just have absolutely no answers, they didn't even seem to be in the right class. And Drake Maye didn't exactly do much in this Mayeday situation to beat those soft-schedule allegations, although honestly, there's only so much you can blame him with how much he was getting pummeled. (Considering what ball security and distance he showed, maybe the Patriots should have rushed to sign Bad Bunny right before the second half. Fantastic show btw, and I don't even know Spanish.)
Maye tried to make it interesting again in the 4th, but that defense wasn't letting off the gas, with Uchenna Nwosu joining the likes of Willie Brown, Derrick Brooks, and Tracy Porter in icing a Super Bowl with a pick-six (as all Super Bowls should end if they can't be close, in my humble opinion). 11 years after the Pats ripped the heart out of Seattle with their own pick that doomed the Legion of Boom, there was perhaps no better way for the Dark Side to officially confirm their revenge and exorcise over a decade of Emerald City demons. (Also big shoutout to stellar special teams nights from Michael Dickson and especially Jason Myers, who may have legitimately come closer than damn near any kicker ever to having a real case for Super Bowl MVP.) Mike Vrabel and company definitely have plenty to be proud of with this season and should have a lot to look forward to (although since it's the Patriots, I wish them luck in getting painted as the next great Cinderella run like it's 2001 again lol), but the Seattle Seahawks more than earned their 2nd championship in their 50th season. 12 years later, the 12s lit up the Emerald City night once again.
Before I sign off for the next (roughly) 200/201 days (depending on how that whole Melbourne Week 1 game thing goes), I'd just like to say that even if I still barely get any views on these posts, I still just love making these so much and I really hope that those who have seen these have enjoyed my second season of SortaPicks (and first with a name). Of the four seasons I've watched the NFL, this one had to be my favorite with just how unpredictable and dramatic it was (even if it meant my actual picks weren't so good), not to mention one of the most all-around thrilling postseasons the league has seen in years (other than a pretty underwhelming finale, obviously). As much as I love NASCAR and all the other sports, I'm still gonna be missing the absurdity of the current NFL and especially making these picks the next 6 months. (Please don't blow it, UFL and rogue-less, soon-to-be-neutered CFL.) But until then, I'm Sorta and I'm sorry you had to read this. Take care of yourselves. Super Bowl LX Pick: 1/1, or 100% 2025/26 Final NFL Picks: 187.5/285 or 65.8% (4.4 points, or 12.5 games, worse than 2024/25) 2025 NFL Regular Season Picks: 179.5/272, or 66.0% (4.6 points, or 12.5 games, worse than 2024) 2025/26 NFL Playoffs Picks: 8/13, or 61.5% (exactly the same as 2024/25)
SortaSports: SortaPicks' (late) 2025/26 NFL Super Bowl LX Recap (SortaPicks II Finale)
#nfl #nflrecap #recap #superbowl #superbowllx #superbowl60 #nflplayoffs #playoffs #sblx #sb60 #seahawks #seattleseahawks #sortasports #sortapicks
Super Bowl’s over and Valentine’s is coming. Spend your Tuesday with us before you have to start pretending your relationship is healthy. Trivia at 7pm at Roasted Hemp.
#Cookeville #Trivia #RoastedHemp #SB60
Mi gente.
Who knew that the secret to total global transformation wasn't policy or education, but just one human being with a message so strong it literally rewired how everyone speaks.
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#BlueskyPR #BadBunny #SB60 #Latinos #PuertoRico #Hawaii 🌺
Levi Stadium Super Bowl Sunday SF✌️
#bluesky #SF #westcoast #california #levistadium #SB60 #seahawks #photography #apple #iphone #iphonephotography #nfl #football
🤣 #SB60 MAGA Fizzles
NFL Super Bowl LX | “You Are Special” (1 minute)
#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl60 #SB60 #FredRogers
Congratulations to the Seahawks on your Super Bowl 60 victory! 🏆🟢🔵 #SB60 #SeahawksChampions 🎉
And huge props to badbunnypr and an amazing halftime show! 🎤🔥 #HalftimeShow #BadBunny #SuperBowlLX #pastorrobofficial #blessthismess
You're old and square daddy-o and I don't have time to explain the Super Bowl half-time show to you, but here's someone who can:
The Symbolism Behind Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Performance (~19 minutes) .
#BadBunny #SuperBowl #SuperBowl60 #SB60 #NFL #music
Just posted to YouTube it's my latest 2026 #NFL #Mock #Draft reveal with explanations, plus my reaction to some brand-new mock drafts posted today in the DKDB curated mock draft database.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyRN...
#DKDB 2026: draftking.com/2026/
#MockDraft #NFLDraft #SB60 #DKDBdatabase
Are #Jets fans beaming because their ex-qb #SamDarnold won #SB60 with the #Seattle #Seahawks, combined with division rival #Patriots lost the game? When asked if #Vikings fans are happy for the qb who led them to a 14-3 record last season, did an #AI in #Duluth instantly burst into tears? #hmm
Bad Bunny went epic during the SB halftime show. Enjoyed it every minute of it. #SB60
The Seattle Seahawks are Super Bowl LX champions! Defense showed up, offense delivered, and the 12s showed out. K9 earned that MVP and Darnold proved he’s a game manager and the haters wrong! What a run. What a season!
#12sUnite #Seahawks #SuperBowlChampions #SB60 #GoHawks #Champions 💙💚🎉🥳
Mi gente.
Seeing all the love is vital in this moment in history. Love truly conquers all.
#BlueskyPR #PuertoRico #SB60
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie | Roar #SBL #SuperBowl #SB60 #SuperMarioGalaxy #thesupermariogalaxymovie #Nintendo #supermario #supermariomovie
TYVM for posting this to enable those of us that weren't in the position to watch #SB60 much less had to miss #BadBunny's performance last night, Staci @sdkstl.bsky.social .
Sooo good! #TogetherWeRise
This post gets you to the lnk on Youtube to enjoy it all.🏆
cc: @jeffjwarwick.bsky.social
#BadBunny
#Gaga
#SB60
#ASL
#Deaf
Lady Gaga using the American Sign Language sign for "bunny" playfully on Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio's head during an ebullient half time surprise guest showing!
Digitales Banner der Seattle Seahawks zur Feier ihres Super Bowl 60-Siegs. Vier Abschnitte zeigen den Road-to-Super-Bowl: Week 18 gegen die 49ers, Divisional Round gegen die 49ers, NFC Championship gegen die Rams, Super Bowl 60 gegen die Patriots (29:13). MVP Kenneth Walker III mit Lombardi Trophy im Vordergrund. Anzeigetafel zeigt „L X“. Spieler tragen Trikots mit den Nummern 14, 9, 11 und 10. Feuerwerk, Teamfarben Blau und Grün, dynamische Action-Shots, energische Stadion-Stimmung.
Viele Saisons sind gut, manche aber LEGEN… warte… LEEEGENDÄR! 💙💚🏈
Week 18: 49ers besiegt, Top Seed gesichert.
Divisional Round: 49ers raus.
NFC Championship: Rams bezwungen.
Super Bowl LX: 29:13 gegen die Patriots – mitten im Herz der 49ers!
MVP Kenneth Walker III gekrönt.
#SB60 #goHawks
If your team is in the Super Bowl or not. Win or lose. In the stadium or on your couch. There is nothing on this planet like the NFL's Super Bowl. Nothing.
#SB60 #Superbowl #Seahawks #Champions
Worst thing about the Superbowl is that the owner collects the trophy, sorry but the players and coaches deserve it first #sb60
#SB60 #Commercials
2ndhalf
Canes chicken - Call me Fam. I can help
Alexia just felt good
Wegovy matched the Dunkin donuts just short though
Hims and Hers most Meh
Energy transfer, that was cute
#SB60 #Commercials
Favorite
Universal Little Man
Most Powerful
NFL Champion ♥️
Funniest
Uber Eats
Bud Light down hill
Number 1 spot Dunkin' donuts most impressive
Coinbase least expensive yet effective
Reggie Dinkins the reason I might buy something Peacock
Steve dimopoulos I was lost
Congratulations to the @seahawksofficial.com on their second #SuperBowl Championship, winning #SB60. The Halftime Show with #BadBunny was such a joyful presentation. Let's move forward! 😊
Bravo Seahawks! 😁 #SB60
