3.5 hour flight. Two kids (not mine). Two tablets. Zero headphones. Full volume.
By hour two I wasn’t asking for headphones — I was asking for an exorcism.
Am I a Karen if my in-flight meal request was “silence”?

#LaterologistLog #AirplaneEtiquette #KarenButMakeItCute #SendEarplugs

Not in my office! Our broken AC duct sounds like a 747 doing a runway test. I’m deaf as hell and I can STILL hear it.

#1stWorldProblems #OfficeLife #SendEarplugs

Older brother is trying to help his younger brother practice his recorder by accompanying him on the drums! 🤯 If I drank I’d say send whiskey, maybe copious amounts of chocolate will help? 🤷🏼‍♀️😩 #YQR #WhyTheRecorder #SendEarplugs

Seriously regretting playing "Walter, Walter" amid the parody music. The teacup humans are singing(ish) it, and somehow, it's even more terrible than Gracie Fields' artful butchery.

#SendEarplugs

This morning my youngest is playing "guess the song" with me. The game consists of her shrieking random noises in a tune, and I have to guess which song it is by deciphering the music.

It's going very well.

#sendearplugs

Before the concert: 🧑‍💻 Mild-mannered.
During: 🤘🔥 Viking spirit, battle screams.
After: 🛏️ Deafened, but worth it.

#heavymetal #heavymetalmusic #MetalHeadForADay #HeavyMetalVibes #SendEarplugs