Movie poster for Silent Bite in a cartoon style black and white with a vampire baring fangs at the top above a forest above 5 men in Santa suits carrying guns below. The tagline says “twas the heist before Christmas”

Just watched:
Silent Bite
This had so much potential. Was even good, if cheesy, for the first ~10%. And then I guess they decided to just fully and only lean into the hot vampires.

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Poster for 2024 film in black and red. The title is in the middle in red, below are people dressed and Santa and elves carrying weapons and above is a mouth with vampire teeth and blood dripping

756) Silent Bite (2024)

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Oh, not at all. We love to rip on things, but it doesn't mean nobody's having a good time! I certainly did. That was a great pick. Thank you!

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Oh man, SCREW that movie. That one can kiss my ass in hell. NO redeeming value whatsoever. #FrightClub #SilentBite

I know this one's weak spots are pretty goddamn weak but on the whole I really enjoy it.

I just hope y'all don't consider it a wasted evening. Thanks for coming out, see you next time! #FrightClub #SilentBite

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a red door holding a tray of pills . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a red door holding a tray of pills .

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For me it HAS been there the whole time!

But, ya know, humor is subjective. Different strokes and all that.

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Okay, fair play, movie, I'm starting to really enjoy the two young people together.

I kind of want them to get out of this but also be vampires.

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It feels personal. Like the minus part of a B minus grade.

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Blake, if you mention again that you have a double doctorate from MIT. I am going lose my fucking mind. #FrightClub #SilentBite

"I meant tomorrow. Make better decisions tomorrow. For tonight can't you just follow my decisions?"

Heh. I really like Not Nick Frost.

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"Let's see how loyal a hungry dog really is." This film's script really was written by AI, wasn't it? #FrightClub #SilentBite

She's the Sam Winchester of this movie

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Apparently this film is just one giant ad for Siri. #FrightClub #SilentBite

Thirding this observation. It has the feel of a bigger production, visually.

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He did a good job! I guess there's someone here prepared to fight vampires after all!

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Wow, and I was just thinking about how good this movie looks. Ya know, comparatively speaking.

That IS surprising.

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C'mon, they got a spoon and a flash grenade! They're GTG!

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It'll work out fine if they get killed!

Which doesn't seem too likely though. I don't think anybody here is prepared to fight a vampire. 😅

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The vamps ARE the weak link here, to be sure.

Which is a problem in a vampire movie, imo.

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And Not Nick Frost. Clichéd scar and all, I like him too.

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Well I'm annoyed now because I always want the criminals to get away with it and these guys just lost their driver

And I really want to be rooting for the vampires but I'm not, I don't like them one bit

I'm rooting for the night manager who owes the mob! 😅

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I love that crazy deer with the hands under the hooves. They should've made him a recurring character.

He was a psycho bastard, but that was an irresistible gimmick!

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"They could just be two girls interested in my English charms, right?"

"Stop. Drinking."

Sorry, but I LOVE these lunkheads.

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"Luck never favors a man that depends on it."

I actually really fucking like that line.
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"Mister, we're girls."

"Girls that just want to have fun."

I hate this movie. #FrightClub #SilentBite

Juliet Landau was at her most beautiful in that role imo

And she's always beautiful so that is really saying something

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two men are standing next to each other in a room and one of them is asking the other if they speak english in what . Alt: two men are standing next to each other in a room and one of them is asking the other if they speak english in what .

Did they really do a Sam Jackson from Pulp Fiction? #FrightClub #SilentBite

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .

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Gotta say, the way she smashes the bottle on the counter while still tightly gripping it is a pretty damn effective moment.

Never seen it before, at least. #FrightClub #SilentBite