I'm gonna need the Seahawks to unquestionably destroy the lambs on Sunday so I don't have to listen to every station, channel and local guy at the convenience store talking anymore about how much better they are than Seattle #SoCalProblems
Outside my backyard for all you cat lovers….
I hope they get somewhere warm.
Btw, when #TonyToniTone said it never rains in Southern California:
THEY FUCKING LIED. #socalproblems
And I hear rumors that Trump wants to blow up California or secede from us and make it its own island.
I say go ahead. I fucking dare him.
THE UNITED STATES WOULD LITERALLY GO BANKRUPT WITHOUT US. YOU HATE US CUZ YOU AINT US #socalproblems
A few things…
Why call it #PineappleExpress? That’s one of my favorite movies. 🤦🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️
#socalproblems #socal #californiastorms
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As I expected, central air cools better than it heats
#SoCalProblems
Forgot to sunscreen my arms before heading to Balboa Park for my daughter's ballet class so I just paid $15 for a tube of sunscreen and am sitting across from a monkey enclosure sunscreening up. #SoCalProblems
Ran to class in a tank and flip flops, so not prepared for it to be raining on the way back. #socalproblems
