Soft Porn Sunday: Danielle Petty & Ron Jeremy - Innocent Loverboy Ron Jeremy playing Ron Jeremy in a softcore production? I feel faint! Quick, fetch ILB something sugary and a calming drink!

The thing I struggled most with is trying to find synonyms for penis which didn't make me want to crawl under my desk and die.

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Soft Porn Sunday: Kim Yates & Brucio D'Luria - Innocent Loverboy ILB isn't even sure if he knows anyone called Kim. He used to, but not right now. In any case, here's a Soft Porn Sunday post.

Kim gets her redemption arc.

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Soft Porn Sunday: Amber Newman & Brian Heidik - Innocent Loverboy ILB has, of course, mentioned Vrgins of Sherwood Forest before, but he hasn't done this scene yet, or mentioned what he's noticed...

Well, maybe I don't want to be found!

(Virgins of Sherwood Forest)

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and...

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Soft Porn Sunday: Michelle Maylene & Moulton - Innocent Loverboy Where do you go to find a decent shower scene with catchy pop music? Step forward and deliver, Co-Ed Confidential!

Tell me
More than two weeks
Track your number down...

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Soft Porn Sunday: Michelle von Flotow & Robert Donavan - Innocent Loverboy One does not simply make a sex scene about people being professional without being professional about it. ILB thinks so, anyway.

I aM a PRoFeSSioNaL PeRSoN aND i aM GoNNa HaVe SeX!!!

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Soft Porn Sunday: Roxanne Blaze & Michael Todd Davis - Innocent Loverboy ILB hadn't heard of "Beach Babes from Beyond" before and neither had you. Don't lie, we all know you hadn't.

I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, Aberdeen must die.

I swear those are the lyrics.

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Soft Porn Sunday: Laura Gemser & Paul Thomas - Innocent Loverboy I know we're all watching this for naked Laura Gemser, but what about Paul Thomas? What do you mean, "who is he"? Well...

I need to come up with a reason for doing this other than "Beach Babes from Beyond isn't ready yet", but...

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Soft Porn Sunday: Monique DeMoan & Eddie Jay - Innocent Loverboy ILB dives into Love Exchange. Don't worry, it's not a real one, just a Surrender title from 2001. No, I hadn't heard of it either.

Love comes in all types of exchanges So, baby, am I close to the edge?

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Soft Porn Sunday: Bari Buckner & Mark S. Porro - Innocent Loverboy You may not have heard of "Hot Line". ILB has. He's no overly familiar with its oeuvre, but when has that ever stopped him?

"Oh!" (Hot Line: Where Were We?) #spq

"Hmm!"

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Soft Porn Sunday: Susan Hale & Timothy Stempien - Innocent Loverboy Two characters from Platinum Blonde (2001) having sex in a broom cupboard. Not the CBBC one. Thrill to their exploits.

Not the one by Frank Capra from 1931.

But then you didn't think it would be, did you?

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Soft Porn Sunday: Kendra Tucker & Timothy Di Pri - Innocent Loverboy Ostensibly an episode about tennis, even though there isn't a lot of tennis in it. They still make all the noises, though.

Tennis the Menace.

*ducks*

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Lloyd, perhaps you should break more pencils, and fewer hearts?

(Love Street: Grading on a Curve)

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#spq