Turns out my aversion to touching my eyes also applies to my eyelids. #SorryFam

That’s a really great point… Bruce isn’t the problem!! I feel for the regular/non-truck/pre-shit show Tesla owners. I know a few. Doing what was the right thing for the world at the time. #sorryfam #fuckmusk

a man is holding a heart in front of his face and says still love you tho ALT: a man is holding a heart in front of his face and says still love you tho

We’ll think lovingly of you all while we’re buried under a pile of wrappers. #sorryfam #justfornow

My existence wages war on traditional family values.

#sorryfam

Anybody else wanna be smothered like some pork chops

#sorryfam