Alan Shore is enjoying a relaxing spa session with bestie Denny (out of frame), and is in a lounger on a sunny, leafy patio with a mud mask on his face. Because he can’t help it, he is trying to make the homophobic manicurist (also out of frame) uncomfortable by implying that he and Denny are more than just friends, which really they are, just you know, not that way. Caption reads: We like to dress up.

around here

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Alan Shore, looking dapper in a black pin stripe suit paired nicely with a black and white tie featuring a flower motif with the caption reading: (melancholic stinger playing). He stares into the distance no doubt wondering what a melancholic stinger is and why it is playing in his office.

good morning to all the melancholic stingers out there 🌇

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Two images, both with James Spader as Alan Shore on Boston Legal, making an impassioned speech to the judge, warning us all that we are at the mercy of big corporations’ willingness to act ethically when handling our private information, since they sure aren’t legally obligated to be decent. Caption reads: Please think about the dying gasps of our precious right to privacy and what our lives might be like if it actually passes away. 1/2

Two images, both with James Spader as Alan Shore on Boston Legal, making an impassioned speech to the judge, warning us all that we are at the mercy of big corporations’ willingness to act ethically when handling our private information, since they sure aren’t legally obligated to be decent. Caption reads: Please think about the dying gasps of our precious right to privacy and what our lives might be like if it actually passes away. 2/2

same as it ever was

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Scene from Boston Legal (which despite being 20 years old, is still remarkably relevant to our current end times — remarkable in just how little progress we’ve made on some of these issues). Alan stands behind his bestie Denny Crane and fixes Denny’s tie for him. It’s pretty intimate, not gonna lie, and the caption has Alan saying: I understood you the first Freudian slip.

a love story for the ages

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James Spader as Alan Shore on Boston Legal, seated at a conference table. Captioning reads: And then let’s go beat our archrivals, whoever they are. Alan is wearing a dark suit with a dark blue patterned tie, his hands are relaxed, palms down on the table. His facial expression reads: mouse that got the cheese. There are other businessy looking men in frame but out of focus, because they are not what’s important here, Alan is.

this account is just for haha’s and the love of our man james, jump in the water’s fine 🤿

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