"I married him because he misses me."
"That's sexist! We don't say Mrs. anymore. We say Ms."
"I don't understand a word you're saying. You sound #crazed."
"Typical chauvinism calling crazy, denying any views outside your narrow bigoted parameters!"
"Remind me why we're friends again⸮"
#vss365 #spat
#Limerick #entertainment #humor #Platte #SouthDakota #spat #drone #crone www.youtube.com/channel/UCnf...
#Limerick #entertainment #humor #Platte #SouthDakota #spat #drone #crone www.youtube.com/channel/UCnf...
Chinese Government Must Be Joking
#chinese #china #joke #spat #government
Poem by @whispers615 that reads: A candle’s time is temporary Jumping and rattling by breath blown about Glowing straight through me, Sputtering and spattering fighting and raging against the darkness
#vss365 #jump
#emoetry #rattled
#vssdaily #straight
#whistpr #spat
Reeling from a #spat,
feeling #weak
& #patronised
by a superior tone—
should I #jump
to their tune
or dance to
my own?
A walk,
#straight to the park
the soothing
scents of #heather
& #lavender,
a welcome breath
& room to #rest—
space to #compose
a more balanced
response.
The beast #spat a horrid gobful of foetid sin at my feet, the acid biting through the floor, the stench unbelievable
With nothing for it, I pumped the shotgun, blasted its face--the beast roaring as it was flung off its feet--and ran for it
#Whistpr
#WritingCommunity
#ReaderSky
I could never #jump
Even my mom always knew
I wasn’t #straight
Kids often #spat, beat and knocked me down
Afraid of my own shadow
I retreated into my mind
Where I could find #rest from all the cruelty around me.
#vss365
#vssdaily
#whistpr
#vssmagic
The Cat in the Hat had a spat with a bat
who borrowed his bowtie and flaxated it flat
He blumbled and he piffled and he quixed with a glare
then tripped on his tail and flooped in the air
#whistpr #Spat #Quatrain #Poetry #Humor #DrSeuss
a lover's #spat
spills out over
two families
everyone takes sides
no one is innocent
this is what happens
when they stay together
though the best thing
is to part forever
#whistpr #poetry #writing #writingcommunity
straight towards christmas, the minor spats with myself continue
#vssdaily #straight
#whistpr #spat
#Senryu #micropoetry
the fire speaks in sibilant tongues
i'm lost w/in her sinful sounds
warnings #rattled in pops & crackles
destructive scenes in her abounds
she #spat & hissed her dulcet wish
in serpent tales of silken smoke
#jump, her flames to yesteryears
until upon her stories i choke
#vss365 #whistpr #emoetry
Yes, he was #weak but he was able to #compose himself and #jump #straight over the barrel #cactus. He #spat then made the jump again. He turned to look at her with a big smile and said,
“See? I told you I could do it!”
#vss365 #vssdaily #whistpr #2wordprompt #thingstowriteabout
Spat out my coffee,
Such was my glee, to see pink
Gloves teaching lessons.
#whistpr #spat #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
Panel 1: Drac: Perturbed yet pensive expression: *Can't tell if this would be considered self-defense or self-harm* Panel 2: Drac: Mummy? Hey! Mummy! Panel 3: Mummy and Imhotep continue to fight; Mummy yanks on Imhotep's pendant while Imhotep pulls on Mummy's forehead bandage; Imhotep sports a black eye and bleeding mouth and nose, on opposite side of face from Mummy Panel 4: Mummy smacks Imhotep in the forehead with his pendant as Imhotep snaps him back with his bandage Panel 5: Drac: *Yelling* IMHOTEP!!! Panel 6: Mummy and Imhotep *Yelling in unison* WHAAAT?!
21/11 2025
World leaders arrive in South Africa for G20 as #spat #with #tRumpistan deepens
#G20 #SouthAfrica #Johannesburg
www.rte.ie/news/world/2...
Is this how French grunts French kiss? #frenchgrunt #grunt #frenchkiss #mouthoff #mouthfight #makeout #kissyfish #showdown #spat #quarrel #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity
Something extraterrestial is moving through the Ensemble Musikfabrik Studio 🥁
Stay tuned for #SPAT a project by Spat'Sonore, Phillip Sollmann and Ensemble Musikfabrik on the first of December at 20.00.
#spat #ensemblemusikfabrik #newinstrument #brass
Putting all the components together for #SPAT is quiet the puzzle, we will show you how it develops for the upcoming workshop concert at our Studio in December soon...
A project by Spat'Sonore, Phillip Sollmann and Ensemble Musikfabrik.
📆 01. December 2025, 20:00
📍 Im Mediapark 7, 50670 Cologne
#Limerick #entertainment #humor #Platte #SouthDakota #spat #drone #crone www.youtube.com/channel/UCnf...
In a piece submitted on the #Ukrainian news site New Voice, a Ukrainian military and political strategist writes that #Putin #spat in #Trump's #face with last night's attacks.
nv.ua/ukr/opinion/...
