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Sat down all innocent...
But somehow my panties had other plans ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘
Tell me โ€” are you staring already?

#blonde #pantydrop #panties #mirrorflirt #cutebutnaughty #naughtythoughts #lingerieaddict #blondetease #spreadyourlegs #sckoolgirl

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two men are talking in front of a sign that says " against covid-19 " Alt: Hipkins and Dr Bloomfield of NZ are talking in front of a sign that says " against covid-19 " Hipkins just accidentally said Get Out and Spread Your Legs ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Biggest applause since #spreadYourLegs!
#Aotearoa

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#twink #assumetheposition #ass #spreadyourlegs #gay #thong #bottombitch #brat #sissy #manass #ass

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Photograph of a Lego minifig. It was a customised one of Jacinda Adern - with a printed red blazer over a grey shirt and black trousers.

She's holding a sign in her right hand reading "Unite against COVID-19" with the yellow and white diagonal stripe pattern background, and her left is posed upwards in a wave of greeting.

Photograph of a Lego minifig. It was a customised one of Jacinda Adern - with a printed red blazer over a grey shirt and black trousers. She's holding a sign in her right hand reading "Unite against COVID-19" with the yellow and white diagonal stripe pattern background, and her left is posed upwards in a wave of greeting.

I keep this minifig on top of my screen in my home office, so when I look up and out the window, I see it.

With the blue skies behind, and #TeMatatini this week, it reminds me of a more hopeful time when I saw how good people _can_ be when led with [โ€ฆ]

[Original post on mastodon.philtanner.com]

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My gym has put up a prudish notice on the sauna saying you have to wear a towel to create "an inclusive atmosphere". What's so exclusive about male nudity? These guys all look incredibly welcoming...
#nudity #nakedguys #malebonding #spreadyourlegs #showyourjunk #bigdicks #showingoff

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When men spread their legs part 2 ๐Ÿ˜ #Gay #GayBottom #SpreadYourLegs #BreedableMen #GaySlut #GayBoy #SlutBoy #HornyGay #HornyMen

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Is being delusional sign of a mental illness? โค๏ธ
#askingforhelp #helpafriendout #spreadlove #spreadyourlegs

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I found it! #SpreadYourLegs

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Long story but sent an incredibly funny tiktok mix of Chris Hipkins #SpreadYourLegs Moment. I can't share it. Does anyone have it or a link to it on twitter?
Tiktok handle is @anna_mcconnell3

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