Pinup art of DJ and the three spirits of Christmas - DJ sits in between the Ghost of Christmas Present's legs. She is wrapped in red ribbony lingerie and is grinning ecstatically. Christmas Past is spreading DJ's legs and is sticking her tongue out cheekily as she closes in on the lavahaired genie. Yet to Come watches from the side. The Ghosts are all in lingerie-y outfits - Past and Yet to Come are in their typical outfits (Past wears a Sabrina-Carpenteresque bodysuit and stockings, Yet to Come wears a waistcoat and cape with red leather belts covering areas), while Present is in a festive red teddy with white snowly stockings.
Talking heads! Mason approaches DJ. MASON: DJ, I wish to undo my 'cancel Christmas' wish. DJ: Bwhuh? Uhhh, okay sure... honestly, you left it pretty late to wish it in the first place. I hadn't even started on it... it's part Time Magic, part Seasonal Magic, a whole bunch of other stuff, wrath of Christmas Spirits notwithstanding, the overtime didn't seem worth it yadda yadda yadda... Mason is GRINNING with WILD EYES MASON: It's not too late - I can hold Christmas in my heart the way the Spirits have taught me. I'm going to be jollycoded and cheermaxing. DJ looks shocked. DJ: Why are you talking like that? Are you... smiling?? This is scary! Mason has flung open the window. DJ: Boss!! It's the middle of the night!! Get away from the window! Mason leans out the window with his stupid grin. MASON: You there, boy! What is today? the offscreen boy shouts up at him "FUCK YER MAM, DICK'EAD!" DJ looks tiredly at the audience. DJ: It's alright for some. I get stuck in the Cosmic Cuck Chair and then have to deal with the aftermath of my boss losing his mind... where's MY sexy haunting? Christmas Past peers around the canvas. PAST: Aww Sugar, we didn't forget about you!! DJ: What did you three DO to him? YET TO COME: by the law of status quo, he'll be back to regular old Mason next month. DJ breathes a sigh of relief. DJ: Phew... thank The Fates, I was worried I'd have to start being the sensible one... Present LOOMS deviously behind her. PRESENT: He did ask us to deliver his present for you though~
And DJ the Genie - who did NOT die of boredom - received the greatest gift of all! And, as Mason O'Donnel observed, have a jollycoded and cheermaxed Christmas, everyone!
๐๐โจ I MADE IT!!! โจ๐๐
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