Calvin & Hobbes strip starting off with them about to play (American) football, immediately changing the rules as they rather quarrel than play the game, as follows: 1) Hobbes: - The center snaps the ball to the quarterback! Calvin: - No, he doesn’t! 2) Hobbes: - He doesn’t? Calvin: - No! Secretly he’s the quarterback of the other team! He keeps the ball! 3) Hobbes: - A traitor! Calvin: - Calvin breaks for the goal! 4) Calvin: - Wheeee! He’s at the 30… The 20… The 10! Nobody can catch him! Hobbes: - Nobody wants to! You’re running towards your own goal! 5) Calvin: - Huh?! Hobbes: - When I learned you were a spy, I switched goals! This is your goal and mine is hidden! 6) Calvin: - Hidden?! Hobbes: - You’ll never find it in a million years! 7) Calvin: - I don’t need to find it! As a traitor to your team, crossing my goal counts as crossing your goal! Hobbes: - Ah, you might think so… 8) Calvin: - In fact, I know so! Hobbes: - But the place I hid my goal is right on top of your goal, so the points will go to me! 9) Calvin: - But the fact is, I’m really a double agent! I’m on your team after all, which means you’ll lose points if I cross your goal! Ha ha! 10) Hobbes: - But I’m a traitor too, so I’m really on your team! I want you to cross my goal! The points will go to your team, which is really my team! 11) Calvin: - That would be true… If I were a football player! Hobbes: - You mean…? 12) Calvin: - I’m actually a badminton player disguised as a double-agent football player! Hobbes: - And I’m secretly a volleyball-croquet-polo player! 13) Calvin: - Sooner or later all our games turn into calvinball! Hobbes: - No cheating!
Meanwhile in Chagrin Falls, Ohio
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