Is this not a subway? #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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We had ten minutes to wash up, clean some armpits, and we were out of there. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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His was like Dr. Seuss on steroids. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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Puppets look like Elvis Presley so far, but we're gonna... we're gonna doll him up a little bit more. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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Our significant others didn't choose us 'cuz we're arm candy. They chose us because we can carry a barbecue up the stairs, you know? #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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Oh, my God. This person has a pet ostrich. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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It's gonna be a Nirvana thing, I hope. Hell, I hope it's moshpitting. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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If it wasn't for your dominance, I would tell you something right now. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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This is it. ... It's a cow! Stay there, cow. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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I have to be able to roll it back and forth; otherwise, it just starts drooping way down like that. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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I think it's getting too long. Every time we hot dog it, it, like, gets longer. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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--India is part of Asia.
--I know India's part of Asia.
--Okay. I just wanted to make sure that she knew that.
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We have to grab onto a bar and then swing our legs up onto the bar, swing back, let go, and just hope that someone's gonna grab your hands, which, in theory, sounds terrifying. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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I'm not gonna follow my nose; I'm gonna follow my beard, and it says, "this is the right way." #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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There's always pressure when you have a streak. Even if I'm doing, like, New York Times crossword every day, the higher it gets, the more stress I get the next morning to try to finish it. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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Oh, nice, we're glassblowinnnnnnnnnnnng! #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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I have never really been around hay. You know, we're city people. We're not used to this, so I learned pretty quickly that hay and I don't get along too well. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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Okay, good, don't talk to me for the next five hours. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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I don't like to go anywhere on a Saturday, let alone India, so. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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My head, I think, is a little funny-shaped, so the donut didn't really fit properly on my head.... #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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He has a weird serial killer smile on the entire time. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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I don't have a lot in common with the people on our flight. I feel like I'm kind of the outcast. I wasn't really looking to make a new bestie. I just kind of wanted to get through the day. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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Did you know that all the Swedish battleships put barcodes on the front? ... Yeah, they always wanna scan da navy in.
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We need to, like, turn around somewhere because we're goin' deer huntin' now. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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--We don't have time to relax.
--I'm just trying to keep it light. I'm not saying we should actually relax.
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Everywhere we go, we see a man with a beautiful mustache. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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--Here, get one ski like this, sideways. Turn it. And get this other ski like this.
-- *collapse*
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--Part of thinks that's, like, where Dracula is? Slovenia? I'm pretty positive.
--Ivan the Impaler. Yes.
--What is that?
--I think he's, like, the guy that they got Dracula from.
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--I've carried sugarcane before. I've worked in a....
--You have??
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Everything's freakin' shoes! #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv
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