Which one are you?
#TeamHeartAttack or #TeamStroke ?

Can somebody just despatch the orange turd please? A continuous stream of McDonalds DoorDashers and Uber Eats deliveries should do the trick.

Come on #teamcholesterol and #teamheartattack !

I am so tired of this constant switching...if he could just fu**ing die already #TeamHeartAttack

Either being dragged out like this or wheeled out under a sheet on a gurney.

#teamheartattack