A gradient red and black background, overlaid with white text that reads, "I have a mighty need fer you t'sit just like that, and fer me t'use the toilet as if you weren't there. All while fully acknowledging that you ARE there, cuz that's the whole point."
Just sharing how we're going to post from now on. We've had a break and we realized we were just "pandering to the algorithm" with our art and not because we enjoyed it like before. We dislike that so we're just going to post when we have something new to share~ #update #textpost #artistsonbluesky
Imagen busting your ass at Harvard for 7 years to earn your doctorate, only to get expelled right before finals because the professor "sensed a great evil in you."
#meme #funny #textpost #bluesky
why do i need energy to do vent art when i want to vent about not having energy, this is so rude actually
beams my art ideas right into your head.
#textpost
Im not (necessarily) into oviposition, but there is a little urge to draw Angel do it bcuz I know some freaks in canon wants to see Angel try it bcuz heβs a spider
Do I think heβs into it? No ,not really, but itβs not the worst thing heβs been asked to do.
#textpost #angeldust #oviposition #nsfw
We're going to be taking a break for a while from social media. We'll be back at the start of spring though so stay tuned for more art then! See you in the spring!πΌπ
#artistsonbluesky #textpost #takingabreak
A white screen text box post with black font that reads "have you fallen in love with me yet or do I need to post more nonsense?"
π€ Well do I need to? π€
#meme #textpost #shitpost #allieshabay
I hate it when people treating good creators like pieces of shit for no reason. #textpost
A gradient red and black background, overlaid with white text that reads, "I have a deep urge to a) piss b) all over someone."
Unfortunately, we've had quite a busy few days lately and haven't had time to do much art. Hope you have a great day regardless and we'll try our best to have some art for you soon!βΊοΈβ¨οΈ
#textpost #artistsonbluesky
A gradient red and black background, overlaid with white text that reads, "Cock first. Then hole." followed by three purple, smiling devil emojis.
i just died inside and said out loud "a typo in my alt text" with my hand to my nose bridge
s i g h
#textpost
Nothing feels anything now.
#textpost
A gradient red and black background, overlaid with white text that reads, "I mean, I've fucked in a parking garage, but I haven't fucked YOU in a parking garage, so, it's still a fantasy."
So I was watching that Donkey Kong Country cartoon on YT the other day and I was laughing my ass off at this goofy ahh shot of King K. Rool running in this Season 1 episode.
Why is bro running so fast and why does he look so dumb while doing it πππ
#kingkrool #donkeykongcountry #gif #textpost
i think you should get insane about something
like, yourself maybe
you know who you are
#textpost
i miss playing Anthem π
im so sad my game crashed when the servers got taken offline so i lost my last bit of the recording
i was doing such cool shit, mainly bc it was the most normal on patrol things ever .sigh #textpost
this melancholy is sponsored by listening to Sarah Schachner
oh you can add individual posts to your feed..
ORGANISATION!!!!!!!!!!
#textpost
me: im a bit strong bot and i kill fascists with one punch
also me: ourogurourogu stumym ache,,,,,,,, caffein,,,,,, owie (it happened again)
#textpost
an infographic showcasing my @ name change. it is a long horizontal bar with pink swirls over it, on the left end of the bar you can see the pointing at something making a fish mouht (pog) meme but the head is a javelins open visor. a havelin is a robot suit that can flip their face plate upwards. @ snipsuttaja in glowing gold an arrow in glowing gold turning to white pointing to the right. @ seven spears a graphic of a rounded triangle pointing downwards, having a fan in the middle inside of a circle, and two arrows pointing upwards over the fan (indicating a buff) and 7 spikes pointing away from the fan graphic. beside the seven spikes is a long javelin with a flat sword tip, and a cloth flying in the wind tied to it. in large letters that cover the entire size of the horizontal strip 7-4 then from the top to bottom SPEARS beside the 4. two more red arrows are pointing to the @ seven spears and 3 red circles are surrounding the name and the fan and spike graphic
β οΈ I CHANGED MY NAME β οΈ
βββββββ
this is the "what the fuck your profile picture changed who are you" psa
if you knew me, please call me Spears! i prefer it/its before he/him
fucking changing your brand halfway into your career POGGERS (not pog, im exploding) (i also dont have a career)
#textpost
When I need to lift a cat off my lap but I don't want him to hate me:
"Honeyyy, I need you to take a hate bullet for me!"
#cats #funny #relateable #amitagging #textpost ?
ourgourouhrouhrogohuurogh matcha
(my tummy ache)
#textpost
stares at the hidden camera
#textpost
Sorry about the lack of art today, folks. Been experiencing a bad case of art block lately. But stay tuned for some new art soon!
#textpost #artblock
btw my tablet exploded itself
so now im hitting other artists with the lore dump club for comms
#textpost
reading my own posts like ohnooo everyone will think im an annoying 14 year old without social understandin-
FUCK Y OU IM AUTISTIC AND EXCITABLE IM BEING GENUINE HAVE WHIMSY AND JOY IN YOUR LIFE AND LAUGH AT YOUR OWN JOKES
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#textpost
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Just gonna be open about something..
Yknow...
Toxic negativity is just as bad as toxic positivity
I know this because, i've been there..
...being in the toxic negative cycle
Its important to know that..
Negative and positive emotions should be balanced
#txt
#textpost
#advice
is there a specific name for the type of humor that would have been a hit @tumblr.com #textpost between 2013-2017?
if not, there should be!
thatβs the content that iβm looking for on bluesky. bury me in fandom and #shitposts and youβll become my favorite app ππ»