A conversation via text messages between two people. The first person starts by asking, "Hey, you still have that Macbook pro??" The second person responds, "Yes." The first person then asks, "What's the lowest you'll take?" The second person replies, "Lowest I'll go is $750." The first person responds "$250?" The second person states "Sure why not." The first person follows by asking "Ok where do you want to meet" The second person says, "101 main in Burlington be there in 10 minutes?" The first person says, "Sounds good." The first person then says, "Hey I'm here" The second person responds with, "Cool head inside." The first person then asks "Into the comedy club?" The second person finishes with, "Yes. Then head up on the stage and tell your jokes to somebody else"
🪬🧿 Jokes on stage! #textsfromlastnight #comedy #baddeal #sarcasm #unexpected
Close call😮💨
#TextsFromLastNight
Text from a smart friend:
“I licked ass at trivia!”
Congratulations!
#breakfasthaiku #textsfromlastnight
@saintsfgil.bsky.social turned me into a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴... #textsfromlastnight
#bash.org is essentially #textsfromlastnight but back in the day when all the nerds were on #IRC. http://bash.org/?top #2003 #nerdcred
"do drugs or go home" #textsfromlastnight
all out of cool news articles to read on digg and ars technica. time to peruse #fmylife #mylifeisaverage and #textsfromlastnight