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“No Kings,” A Midday Heist, The AWS Outage, & A Camera For Your Toilet October 20 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery

“no kings” protests
the louvre robbery
AWS outage
car payment delinquencies increase
F1 & NASCAR outcomes
Brandy’s abrupt concert departure
kohler has a camera for your toilet

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Voting Rights, OpenAI Gets Smutty, Netflix Gets Podcasts, & The Protein Craze October 15 2025

in today’s edition of #TheDistillery

voting rights act on the chopping block
co2 emissions
IG gets PG-13; OpenAI gets x-rated
federal reserve reserves
cjgj released after 1 week
spotify is bringing video podcasts to netflix
the glp-1 craze ➡️ the protein craze

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An Improved Robot, A Brawl, Another Taylor Swift Announcement, & An Artifact Returned October 13 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery

CDC workers rehired
hostages freed
slackbot gets the ai treatment
jpmorgan’s $1.5 trillion investment
the chiefs-lions brawl
taylor swift docuseries announced
a woman returns an artifact she stole 50 years ago

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Travelin' Trash, Gold Prices, Right-Wing Backlash, & A Very Important Missed Call October 8 2025

in today’s edition of #TheDistillery

the insurrection act
UK exports a lot of trash
another gemini update
gold prices are wayyy up
nfl punishments
right-wing backlash to bad bunny & one battle after another
a very important missed call

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France’s Government Collapses (Again), Holiday Shopping, “The Life of a Showgirl,” & A Missing Painting October 6 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery

national guard deployment
france’s government collapsed (again)
sora is getting copyrighted characters
holiday shopping predictions
keenan allen’s nfl record
taylor swift tops the box office
an ancient egyptian painting is missing

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A New War, Instagram’s Not Listening To You (They Swear!), & Why Women Live Longer Than Men October 2 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery:

trump declares war on drug cartels
iran has to move its capital
instagram swears it isn’t listening to you
tesla sales are up
a surprise nfl retirement
ai is taking over hollywood
why women live longer than men

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Yassifying The Military, Saving Your Spotify Wrapped, & Moving To Saturn’s Moon? October 1 2025

today’s #TheDistillery:

hegseth wants a hotter military
israel bullies the aid flotilla
spotify lets you change your taste profile
pfizer’s new drug deal (meet: TrumpRX)
napheesa gets wnba support
a mccarthy-era celeb group is back
saturn’s habitable moon

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Protests, Video Games, Bad Bunny, & A Robot Actress September 29 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery

government shutdown
protests worldwide
EA goes private ($55 billion!)
how the shutdown affects inflation data
ryder cup drama
benito 🤝 super bowl
an ai actress

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An Indictment, A TikTok Deal, & A New Timeline Of Human History September 26 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery

comey indicted
netanyahu’s un speech
the tiktok deal
new tariffs (sofas, cabinets, & drugs, oh my!)
world cup shakeup
an anti-boycott open letter
a new timeline for human evolution (nbd)

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Drones, Data Centers, & A New Dinosaur Has Entered The Chat September 24 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery we’re covering:

sniper attack on dallas ice office
drone attack on gaza aid flotilla
openai’s data center deal
workslop makes workplaces less efficient
robot umpires
kimmel’s back
a new dinosaur discovery

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Tylenol & Autism, Nvidia & OpenAI, and Fireworks & A Fragile Ecosystem September 22 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery edition:

tylenol & autism
the un general assembly
nvidia and openai partnership
americans are stuck
the giants got booed a lot
tom holland injured on set
arc’teryx’s bad publicity stunt

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Free Speech, Fever Fever, & The FTC Sues Ticketmaster September 19 2025

in today’s edition of #TheDistillery

the war on free speech
russia in estonian airspace
a tiktok deal
grocery prices
the fever makes the semi finals
taylor swift’s listening parties head to theaters
the ftc sues ticketmaster

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Vaccines, Waymos, Rate Cuts, & “Ben & Jerry’s” Loses Its Jerry September 17 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery

fired cdc director testifies
israel pushes further into gaza city
waymo heads to nashville
the fed cuts rates
tom brady bein’ shady
cardi b is pregnant
jerry quits ben & jerry’s

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Who Won The Emmys, Who’s Using AI, & How Bus Stops Can Save The Bees September 15 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery

the emmys
tommy robinson’s protests
women use ai more than men
trump wants fewer earnings reports
burrow’s toe surgery
pride & prejudice reading for Gaza
green bus stops 🥹🐝💐

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A New War?, A New Spotify, A New “Bachelorette,” & A New “Richest Man In The World” September 10 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery:

kamala criticizes biden
russia vs poland
lossless audio
revised job market data
ncaa bans 3 players
the new bachelorette
ellison overtakes musk as richest person

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ICE vs. LA, France vs. Itself, Tom Hanks vs. West Point, & Banksy vs. The Government September 8 2025

in today’s edition of #TheDistillery

trump’s military force expands
france’s government collapses
google explains gemini limits
billionaire trump voter speaks out
alcaraz beats sinner
tom hanks gets shafted by west point
banksy’s back

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Elon’s Pay Package, Job Market Woes, An AI Lawsuit, & Mark Zuckerberg Sues Mark Zuckerberg September 5 2025

in today’s edition of #TheDistillery we’re talking

ICE detains 475 people in georgia
peacekeeping plans in ukraine
elon’s massive pay package
job data = bad
eagles beat cowboys
warner bros sues midjourney
mark zuckerberg sues mark zuckerberg

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The Epstein Files, A Military Parade, “Dancing with the Stars”, & Luigi’s Modeling Debut September 3 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery

epstein files
china’s military parade
google dodged a bullet
gen z scales back holiday shopping
a rockies/giants fight
dwts cast reveal
luigi’s modeling now

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The End Of USAID, A New AI Model, The Fed’s Future, & “Twilight” Is Back In Theaters August 29 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery

pocket rescissions
thailand’s PM out
microsoft’s ai model
it’s all riding on lisa cook
doris burke demoted
twilight’s back on the big screen
a critical current is collapsing

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Suspensions, Sanctions, SNL Departures, & Saving Cracker Barrel August 27 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery

FEMA employees placed on leave
tariffs on india
anthropic 🤝 chrome
tax breaks for the rich
the vikings/panthers trade
snl cast changes
the cracker barrel logo saga

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Flag Burning, France’s Collapse, Fleetwood’s Big Win, & The Future Belongs to Pig Organs August 25 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery:

chicago (+ flag burning, cashless bail, and democracy) = trump’s next target
france’s potential collapse
a pro-ai super pac with $100 million
peet’s got bought
fleetwood (finally) wins
snoop’s fear of the gays
a pig lung transplant

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Woke Words, Workers Settle With X, What's Next For Interest Rates, & An Underwater City August 22 2025

in today’s edition of #TheDistillery

words that make you sound woke
ukraine hits a pipeline
x’s severance settlement
rate changes are (probably) coming
jerry jones vs. micah parsons
millie bobby brown is a mother
artifacts from an ancient underwater city

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The Distillery | Kayli | Substack Distilling the news into something tolerable (hopefully). Click to read The Distillery, by Kayli, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.

today’s #TheDistillery:

anti-americanism, the smithsonian, & the border wall paint job
israel’s latest moves
spotify makes dj-ing easier
target ceo steps down
bubba gets called up
jillian michaels “the biggest loser” drama
underwater volcanoes are good?

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Fascism, Rights For Clankers, MSNBC’s New Name, & The Gen Z-ification Of The Dictionary August 18 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery

mail-in voting & troops in dc
europe backs ukraine
anthropic protects claude
ai isn’t taking us jobs yet
scheffler wins bmw championship
msnbc’s name change
new words in the dictionary (skibidi? tradwife? delulu? we’re so cooked)

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Plastic Pollution, Big Tech Feuds, The Life of a Showgirl Forced To Watch A Man’s Podcast, & A Win For “Baby Shark” August 14 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery

immigration crackdown
plastic pollution treaty
musk vs altman 🥊
tariff repercussions
trail blazers & celtics get sold
all the TLOAS/new heights tea
the “baby shark” court case

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D.C. Takeover, A Chip Deal, Cheaper EVs, & A Tiny Meteorite’s Big Impact August 11 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery

trump sends national guard to dc
israel targets journalists in gaza
nvidia and amd chip sales
ford is making cheaper evs
ufc heads to paramount
jobros bring out demi lovato + jesse mccartney
an old ass meteorite hit atlanta

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Subpoenas, GPT-5, A Silicone Mystery Solved, & The Veep Gets His Birthday Wish August 8 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery:
NY AG gets subpoenaed
israel to take over gaza city
gpt-5
gold prices soar
the wnba dildo mystery is solved
gina carano settles with disney
jd vance celebrates his birthday like the worst girl you know celebrating her birthday
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RFK Nonsense, ChatGPT Nonsense, Streaming Service Nonsense, & Speed Limit Nonsense August 6 2025

in today’s #TheDistillery:

the end of mRNA vaccines?
the consequences of destroying contraceptives
chatgpt’s risks
apple & the stock markets
espn’s big acquisitions
hulu’s app is done
the autobahn has rules??????

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A Texas Exodus, Plastic Pollution, The Box Office, & ScarJo Replaces Scarecrows August 4 2025

in today’s edition of #TheDistillery we’re covering

drama in texas
plastic pollution
elon’s $29 billion deal
a boeing strike
golf ⛳️
the box office
wolf hazing with scarlett johansson

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