lol… Of course. Because when your country is fighting for survival, the obvious priority is canvassing in Wisconsin.”
#JdVance #ThingsThatNeverHappened #WarZoneCampaignTrail #SureJan 🙄
"I'll take #ThingsThatNeverHappened for 1000 please Alex."
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And so did the Duchess of Grand Fenwick! And the Wizard of Oz! And Queen Zixi of Ix! And the Emperor of Ice Cream! And Princess Peach! And Captain Crunch! And the CEO of YoYoDyne! 😂
Even Hugo Chavez said so, and he's been dead for 13 years!
#ThingsThatNeverHappened
#StateOfTheUnion
#SOTU
“People are asking me ‘Please, please, please, Mr. President. We’re winning too much. We can’t take it anymore. We’re not used to winning in our country until you came along …”
- Donald J. Trump
#TrumpQuotes
#ThingsThatNeverHappened
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#thingsthatneverhappened
I turned the page, and BAM! Gay! And now thanks to the Super Bowl I am also fluent in Spanish. #ThingsThatNeverHappened
I know, right? I was straight until I started reading X-,Men in the '90s!
#ThingsThatNeverHappened
TBF...I bought some X-Men comics online last year...turned out it was a sting operation, next thing I know some LGBTQ people came smashing through my door and confiscated ALL my x-Men comics. #ThingsThatNeverHappened
#thingsthatneverhappened #34563
The options for other increased.... it doesn't mean you've been excluded. #equity #equality #fakeoutrage #ragebait #thingsthatneverhappened
He wishes...
#ThingsThatNeverHappened
men wearing safety gear to handle asbestos
#YouNeedToHaveClothesOnWhen
safely removing asbestos from the East Wing
#ThingsThatNeverHappened
Does the #ManchurianPOTUS even know he’s in America⁉️🤯
#ThingsThatNeverHappened
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#ThingsThatNeverHappened:
☝🏾, ET receiving the #FourFriendDiscount
Now I feel the desire to truly compile a list of #Mistruths circulating in 🇺🇸‼️
They are so overwhelmed that they lowered the stats??? #thingsthatneverhappened.
The other day, another Brexiter reminded me how their votes have made us all richer and happier, and how us remainers should be eternally grateful to them.
#ThingsThatNeverHappened
#BrexitWasACon
#ThingsThatNeverHappened No 3234 .. #PaedoPresident
Was he crying, too?
#ThingsThatNeverHappened
Sure you did. #ThingsThatNeverHappened
DONALD, IS THE CEASEFIRE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU NOW?
#thingsthatneverhappened
Let me know which banks are opening accounts for people with 300 year old birth dates to cash those checks. #ThingsThatNeverHappened
“The gardener used to come twice a month, but then he increased his costs from £230 a year to £245 a year. We only have him come once every other month now.”
This bit made me realise the whole article is fabricated bullcrap. With a joint pre-tax income of £28,750 a month, you don't save £1.25 by having 'less gardener '.
#ThingsThatNeverHappened