No, YOU'RE up late watching Orson Wells being interviewed about THE TRIAL at USC.

Okay, it's me watching it.

#ThisiswhyImsingle

-in regards to inventory work being done today-
Doctor: You wanna count?
Me: I'd rather a countess!
Manager: -long suffering sigh-
Coworker: -death glares at me-
Doctor: -pity laugh-
Me: Acha cha cha cha!
#thisiswhyimsingle

Wasn’t even looking and accidentally did this to my ketchup smile at Johnny Rockets as we get ready for watching Return to Silent Hill. Sorry guys.
#ketchupsmiles #johnnyrockets #ReturnToSilentHill #silenthill #thisiswhyimsingle

I love afros and locs. Feel free to grow it… so long as I can play in it.

Let me play with your balding spot too😍😍😍 Let me kiss that receding hair line boo!

🤣🤣🤣 #ThisIsWhyImSingle

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#dabrat #thatswhatimlookingfor
#thisiswhyimsingle

Just 50-year-old me watching Ivor the Engine and Willo the Wisp. I'm not even sorry. #thisiswhyimsingle

Hello! I hope everyone is doing well! Chins up!
#tuxedocat #Hamilton #boop #thisiswhyimsingle

Yesterday I realized how truly introverted i am.
My friend asked me to go to a Rave last night & I even picked out a cute outfit but I was so tired yesterday i thought
"I'm gonna pass out by 2am"
So I winded up talking myself out of going, My battery was low & i had no spoons.
#Thisiswhyimsingle

Haven't posted in a minute. Hope all is well here! Please enjoy this picture of my fat cat Geordi for tax and algorithm!
#fatcat #tabbycat #rescuecat #stripeyboy #furbaby #thisiswhyimsingle

#ThisIsWhyImSingle 😂

I’m so tired of mind games and being lead on. That shit fucking hurts. #feelings #hurt #mentalhealth #thisiswhyimsingle #single #ftm #lgbt #queer #healing #damaged

White cat with gray smudge on forehead looks pensive. Cat is laying on a person who is not shown with a blurry background of a home.

My cat and I play a game where I ask if she's constipated and she says maybe. So I hyperfixate on her litterbox habits. After a day I decide to get her pumpkin to help, then after I place the order she poops and I cheer for her. #catlady #thisiswhyimsingle

Last wk there was a talk of beautiful necks lines and compliments abt launching Grecian ships. Tonight there was a talk abt how men neg. I said I don't consider over-the-top compliments negging... and then I received this from a male conversation participant. #ThisIsWhyImSingle

Guy on Tinder: Do you work out?
Me: No I am soft, doughy, and well-proportioned.
#thisiswhyimsingle #singlegirlproblems

Shit. Make one "Mighty son of Jor-El" joke and the online dating site guy disappears. #ThisisWhyImSingle

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Spending my day knitting and watching The Legend of the Seeker. #thisiswhyImsingle