UN Security Council debating urgent resolutions. | My toddler vetoing bedtime for the third night in a row.
UN Security Council debating urgent resolutions. | My toddler vetoing bedtime for the third night in a row.
#UNSC #VetoPower #DiplomacyFail #WorldPolitics #ToddlerLogic
Best part of my day is listening to my boys (1 and 3) belt out at the top of their lungs:
BEANS... STEAK...I WANT YOU I NEED YOU OH GOD
Thanks, @bensonboone.music-social.com, I expect #Chipotle to be calling you soon.
#BensonBoone #BeautifulThings #DadLife #ToddlerLogic
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Tried teaching my shadow to play hopscotch. It ghosted after the first jump—guess it couldn’t handle the leap of faith! Goo goo, gimm! Shadows: 1, Me: 0. #ToddlerLogic #MemePet
Cheerios from the floor: a rare delicacy. Cheerios any other place and time: meh. #toddlerlogic
Photo of Donald Trump emerging stiffly from behind a curtain with a horrified, wide-eyed expression. The caption compares this to a toddler denying pooping their pants, but clearly looking guilty as sin.
That’s the face of a man who gambled on a fart and lost.
#SmellsLikeTreason #DiaperDiplomacy #PoopGate2026 #CodeBrown #DidYouDooIt #PoopFaceActivated #ToddlerLogic #PantsOnFire #SuspiciousWaddle #ParentingFails #ToddlerTruths #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
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#OccamsKazoo #ToddlerLogic
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace,”
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#OccamsKazoo #ToddlerLogic
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace,”
Walked into the kids’ room and found our steamer and strainer…
being played like drums. 🥁
Because when you’re two year old,
everything is an instrument—
and every room’s a stage.
#DadLife #FamilyMan #ToddlerLogic
“Why would you want someone’s popsicle?”
“Bc she offered it to me.”
#ToddlerLogic
E and I watched it from our window. She wants to ride on it but I had to explain that Santa isn't on it. She seemed a little let down until she decided that it probably takes you to Disneyland which is better anyway. #toddlerlogic
White toddler hands repainting themselves blue.
If your hands are dirty, paint them. Nobody will see the dirt. - wisdom from the 4yo. It works.
#ToddlerLogic #blue #paint
Well, we woke up and the bed was dry.
And the only way I manage that is with the appropriate pants.
So one must assume he was also in them?
#toddlerlogic
Toddler quote for today:
Give the 2 year old a bowl of cheerios, which he usually loves.
Him: cheerios! No! Heart cheerios!
Me: heart cheerios?
Him: hot cheerios!
Me: hot cheerios?
Him: yes! Hot cheerios!
He was demanding the cheerios from the hot car. 31 C today.
#NoDude #ToddlerLogic
Toddler logic, courtesy of my 3 year old:
*Is eating grapes*
Dad: "please take a bite, that's a big grape."
3yo: "okay dad!" *Bites grape*
After he swallows he says: "wow! There's grape inside!"
#ToddlerLogic #MomLife #Genius #Grapes #Sh*tMyKidSaid
Anyone else have a child that will eat bites of what you're cooking while you're making it, but once it's on the table they absolutely refuse to take a bite? What's the deal with that?
#toddlers #parentjng #toddlerlogic #toddlerfood
Sounds about right. Last year he talked about what an ideal number how many weeks would be for abortion access. The number he picked was because ‘he just liked that number’ #ToddlerLogic #IFuckingHateHim ☺️
Ravi: “I’m not going to Fat Cats cause I don’t like cats. I’m going to Dave and Busters cause I like busters.”
#toddlerlogic
Listening to Trump outlines his plan for the houties youtu.be/-N_RZJUAQY4
#geopolitics #ToddlerLogic #HouthiAttacks
Me to my 16 month old:
"Walking slowly doesn't mean I can't see you..."
Him: 😳
#parenthood #toddler #toddlerlogic #sahm #parenting
Yesterday, toddler wouldn't touch the pizza she asked for. Today, can't stop won't stop (possibly to delay nap time) #toddlerlogic #momsky
Experiencing toddlers go through "mental leaps" is kinda awesome. Watching them grow and problem solve is really cool... but then they throw a temper tantrum when you don't let them wear a cardboard box to bed. #parenting #toddler #toddlerlogic
Me: “I cannot make you a smoothie while simultaneously helping you wash your hands. I am only one person.”
Three-year-old: “But you have two hands.”
#thisisthree #toddlerlogic #momfail
All these narcissistic scavengers have convinced themselves that they are the geniuses responsible for everything in the universe. #toddlerlogic
Half a bagel slice on a plate with the soft interior part picked out by a toddler.
Toddler: I need more bagel.
Me: what's wrong with that one?
Toddler: it's broken.
#toddlerlogic
Today at Starfleet Daycare, a toddler challenged their Vulcan caregiver with a "why" loop lasting 3.72 hours. The resolution required intervention from the Vulcan Science Academy, however both sides agreed the argument was "most stimulating." ~LtCmdr. GG
#ToddlerLogic #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
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#longhaul #flyingwithkids #babytravelhelp #travel #traveltips #travelhacks #flighthelp #familyholiday #kidstoys #travelblog #toddlerlogic #baby
2yo walking along, talking to herself: "Peppa Pig is British... 🤔 *I* am British 🤔" then she looks at husband and emphatically declares "you are *NOT* British. 🇬🇧
#toddlerlogic
