I forgot to play tooth fairy last night. #momfail

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I promise he meant to say sickness 😭😭 #motherhood #kids #funny #momfail #heavymetal

Campaign trail shenanigans. When you #momfail publicly! #womeninpolitics #congressneedsasocialworker #MomsRunningForOffice #teenager

Picture of a fresh loaf of white bread with coriander swirled throughout on a baking rack on a counter

#momfail this morning. Kids have been begging me to make cinnamon bread.

I decided to surprise them when I couldn't get back to sleep.

But instead of grabbing cinnamon, I grabbed coriander 😬.

So we have coriander bread this morning 🤦‍♀️

Too bad it wasn't April 1 😂😆

3/ the door. Phew! #MomFail #TravelingWithDC (he was happy that “he” found the way out though so #notscarredforlife

A conversation with my five year old daughter.

Her: “Mom why did the dinosaurs get taken down?”
Me: “A meteor.”
Her: “No like the Halloween decorations.”
Me: “oh…”

🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

#beingamom #parentingmoments #momfail #facts #dinosaurs

I’ve switched my kids allowance process to on demand to break “some” entitlement. Now they have to text me on Saturday what chores they did the week before.

I realized today I sounded like Elon and I can’t stop crying.

#momfail
#parenting
#bostonfunny

the universe is testing me, for sure!

#momlife #workinprogmess #momfail

livin’ the WorkInProgMESS dream, one spill at a time. #RIPBeer #MomFail #gravitywinsagain #workinprogmess

1 ten month old. 2 probably broken fingers. 3 tired Mayne’s 🫣🤪 #parenting #playground #momfail #clumsy #growing #superdad @mayneevent10.bsky.social

I’m that mom that laughs when my kid almost took another kid out 🤣😅😳 #sorry #sorrymom #fail #parkday #oopsididitagain #oopsies #momfail #momfails #ohwow

Shopping mistakes in Ginza, Tokyo (Adidas Samba)👟🛍️ #parentinghumor #momlife #momfail #kidsshoes
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Cut the baby's finger trimming his nails 😭 #momfail

living with ADHD is a literal nightmare. I bought something special for my daughter for an upcoming event. I remember seeing it the other day and saying oh I’m gonna put this here so when I need it this week I can find it easily. Guess who can’t find the fucking thing. #momfail

Me: “I cannot make you a smoothie while simultaneously helping you wash your hands. I am only one person.”

Three-year-old: “But you have two hands.”

#thisisthree #toddlerlogic #momfail

I made the mistake of showing my 5 year old the NORAD Santa tracker. He saw that Santa leaves in 6 hours & assumed that it meant to come to our house. My NYer child is about to be real disappointed in the AM. Mind you I told him he will come TOMORROW night. #momfail

My 14 year old just texted me to ask what time I was picking her up from her friends house . . . Umm, I forgot that I was picking her up 😅 Had she not texted me, I would have went straight home from work and tucked myself into bed and never remembered 🤦‍♀️ #MomFail

Complete Mom fail: apparently kiddo is supposed to be doing a hit of the inhaler daily. I have no recollection of this at all. #asthma #momfail

#momfail #reading even though it looks like a children’s book it is in fact not suitable for children.

day two of forgetting elf on the shelf 🙃 i’ll try again tonight #momfail

Decided to check out #BasedOnATtueStory show on Peacock.

That's it.
That's my Sunday.
On season one finale now.
I have promised my family I will stop watching at the end of this episode and start cooking dinner. #momfail
#confessionsofabingewatcher #tvshow #series

I told my girls it's cardigan day for Mr Rodgers and they told me they don't know who he is. #momfail

Had to drive to Chico today for maintenance on the car and Oldest called me. Apparently his friend was on Threads and stumbled on a HEA in romance argument. He had to call the family “expert.” I think they were on the wrong side of that argument, y’all. #momfail He sounded a bit deflated.

My son was more than an hour late for school this morning (thanks for nothing ADHD) and the admins at his school are always so nice about it, and I don't know why but sometimes that makes me feel worse than if they would just give me that disappointed "you know you can do better" look. 😔 #momfail

Tonight my 2.5 year old was holding a cup of water in one hand and a bowl of M&Ms in the other and said "Look! I'm double fisting". #momfail

Totally forgot today was picture day #MomFail

This should say not dog resistant. Anna surfed my desk to grab these. I had put them down and walked out of the room to grab water. Got distracted for a moment - luckily it was a new prescription and none are missing. #baddog #momfail