A drawing of Edward Teach/ Blackbeard from Our Flag Means Death. He’s on his knees straddling the floor with one manicured hand on his thigh and the other holding his phone to his ear. He’s saying “Babe!” Into the phone, presumably talking to his GAY* boyfriend Stede who he often engages in HOMOsexuality and HOMOromance with because they are GAY* and IN LOVE. Ed’s curls are very voluminous and he’s wearing cat ears that match his hair, complete with purple bows and bells and a matching cat collar because he is his GAY* boyfriend’s little kitty meow meow. Ed is wearing a dark, oversized dysphoria hoodie featuring the swirly logo of the 90s grunge band, Hole. Ed has fuzzy white thigh highs on with two light blue lines and a light pink line between them. Historians will say these are just muted blues and reds, but as the artist I can confirm that these are the colors of the transgender flag because this artist likes to depict this fictionalized version of Edward Teach/ Blackbeard as a trans man and because fuck you. A magic wand vibrator rests near Ed’s GAY* knee because he likes the way the vibrations feel on his tiny t-dick, but not as much as he likes to go booty-spelunking with his butthole buccaneer boyfriend. Near his right knee are a dualshock playstation 4 controller and a mostly finished boba tea cup, because he likes a sweet treat with the bonus feeling of balls in his mouth. He likes this boba place because of their super cute panda logo. Behind Ed is his large, goverment issued Blahaj that every transgender person gets in their initiation package. In the little thigh peak between his sweatshirt and his socks, one can see a vine of roses tattooed on his left thigh, and a large snake, as well as Prince’s logo, tattooed on his right thigh. Except for his socks, the entire piece is colored in shades pf purple, his favorite color that he looks really good in. *GAY=queer here, some people are attracted to more than one gender artist is a bi Ed Teach truther

My “quick sketch” that ended up taking a week. Bbygirl Edward Teach, in response to Captain Cum and @mooshy.bsky.social’s mention of Ed’s fuzzy sock collection. #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #edwardteach #blackbeard #ofmdfanart #transmascedteach #transedteach #bbygirledteach

#ofmd #edwardteach #ftm #topsugery #ftmedteach #transmascedteach #ourflagmeansdeath

Art of Stede seeing Ed’s Tdick for the first time. The text in the drawing says “Oh Ed! It’s beautiful!” “What are your plans for it?” “I’ll probably just eat it 🩵” “Good plan, I like that💜” Stede is kneeling in front of Ed, his very pale and minimal shapely butt and very shapely balls can be seen on the left. He is looking into Ed’s eyes. Ed has his legs spread, with his right leg hooked over Stede’s shoulder. His Tdick is on display and standing at attention as illustrated by the two purple exclamation points beside it. To the right of this is a more simplified drawing of the two from a birds eye view. Ed is laying back with his hair and arms thrown around him. He has heart eyes and his mouth is hanging open. He has both legs thrown over Stede’s shoulders. Stede’s head is buried in Ed’s lap, his hair is also a bit mussed up. He has one arm propping him up, and the other soothing Ed’s left calf. They’re outlined in an pastel orangey-yellow. The background of the picture is a pastel lavender

(Originally Posted 1.19.2025)
Happy #SexualSunday! Here’s some #spicygentlebeardart of my favorite boys being disgustingly cute.
Based on a skeet from a few weeks ago #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #transmascedteach #ftmedteach #gentlebeard #gentlebeardnsfw #blackbonnet #edstede