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Very Mouthy Tee | The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin Say it loud or let the shirt do it for you. The “Very Mouthy” tee from the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin brings a hint of sass and a shot of espresso to your day.

I made a new Tee .... feel free to clap 🤣

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