Ancient Philosophers Philosophizing, But Make It Twitter

#Funny #Tweets #Uncategorized #philosophy #twitter

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23 Precious Cat Tweets That Are Just Pure Comfort A cozy stream of sweet cat moments that feel like a gentle mood boost.

23 Precious Cat Tweets That Are Just Pure Comfort Sometimes all it takes is a cat doing something small and sweet to make the whole day feel a little softer. These precious tweets capture those coz...

#cat #pictures #funny #cat #tweets #funny #cats #cat #tweets #Cats #cat

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More #Trumpflation average working people ultimately pay.

#Trump #IranWar #Trump’sWar #Inflation #Economy #WarCosts #GOP #Republicans #Politics #Tweets

Trump #tweets on his #Truth account against #NATO: #NATO countries did nothing to help face the #mad #state #Iran, now militarily destroyed. He added that the #United #States needs nothing from #NATO but will never forget this.

No shame in my game by yeezysama

Former President Barack Obama’s statement honoring the service of former FBI Director and Special Counsel Robert Mueller following his passing. by Soggy_Return8714

TACO Tuesday came early this week by Problem_Forward

21 of the Funniest and Freshest Feline Tweets to Fill Your Week With Pawsitivity (March 23, 2026) ‘X’ might just be the best place to find all the latest and greatest feline news nowadays. From adorably purrfect cat pictures to hissterical cat memes, to even the meowst heartfelt rescue stories. That's why we take the time to do a weekly roundup of the best, the silliest, and the most viral cat tweets so you can start your week with purrfect pawsitivity.

21 of the Funniest and Freshest Feline Tweets to Fill Your Week With Pawsitivity (March 23, 2026) 'X' might just be the best place to find all the latest and greatest feline news nowadays. ...

#funny #cat #memes #twitter #thread #cat #tweets #viral #funny #tweets #Cats

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I think about this tweet a lot. by Martin_084

a twitter logo on a blue background with lines ALT: a twitter logo on a blue background with lines

Apenas Me Vengo Enterando De Hoy Cumple 20 Años La Red Social
"Twitter"Ahora Llamadas "X"
Feliz Aniversario 🎂🎉🥳 Twitter
#Twitter #Tweets #RedSocial #Aniversario #X

NSFW Tweets That Start Out Naughty but Go Pretty Deep

#Funny #Tweets #nsfw #tweets

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NSFW Tweets That Start Out Naughty but Go Pretty Deep

#Funny #Tweets #nsfw #tweets

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We will celebrate like the Ewoks by Rekdon

She knew that apology was about to shake the internet 😭 by Boring-Jelly5633

Oh, no!

It's the consequences of his actions!

(We'll have to see, though.)

Jury agrees that Musk's tweets during Twitter takeover misled investors

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#Lawsuit #Musk #Tweets #Twitter #SocialMedia #Investors #Tech

Afroman beat Duck Dynasty and Petah. by Barilla3113

This seems bad. by PFdeith

Dumbass plumber who Trump appointed to lead DHS thinks dueling is still legal and a legit way to resolve disputes by Hornpipe_Jones

1. Donald Trump was a #Joke in year 1995

2. Donald Trump was a joke in year 2005

3. Trump a joke in year 2015

4. We The People can never get enough stupid dumb moron jokes

5. Trump never changed. Twitter changed. #Tweets

#TwitterThinkNation

Ein Korpus voller N-Gramme aus über zwei Milliarden Tweets!

Robert Jäschke stellte dieses Korpus bei den Social Media Access Days der
@dnb-aktuelles.bsky.social
vor. Die Folien seines Vortrags gibt es hier:
slides.igada.de/2026-03-18-s...

#dnb #twitter #tweets #socialmedia

A corpus of monthly n-grams generated from more than two billion English tweets

Ein Korpus voller N-Gramme aus über zwei Milliarden Tweets!

Robert Jäschke wird dieses Korpus morgen (18.03.2026) auf den Social Media Access Days der @dnb-aktuelles.bsky.social vorstellen. Die Folien seines Vortrags gibt es hier:
slides.igada.de/2026-03-18-s...

#dnb #twitter #tweets #socialmedia

36 of the Funniest and Freshest Feline Tweets to Fill Your Week With Pawsitivity (March 16, 2026) It's time for another purrfect collection of viral cat tweets to start the week with! Another Monday is upon us, and yet again, as always, we are completely not ready for all that this entails. Another week of work, another week of craziness in the world, another week of having to do things that we don't want to do because we are adults, and if we don't do those things, then who is going to take care of our spoiled cats at home? And still… with all of that, there is one thing on Monday morning…

36 of the Funniest and Freshest Feline Tweets to Fill Your Week With Pawsitivity (March 16, 2026) It's time for another purrfect collection of viral cat tweets to start the week with! Another...

#cat #twitter #thread #Memes #funny #cats #viral #funny #tweets #Cats #best

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Huh! Grant tweets: "The best flavor? Fruit Punch," at 4:20 pm. I'm wildly in favor of smoking weed, but fruit punch is mid. That's a 4 from me here.

Grant tweets: "People who tweet, 'Can't say anything yet, but big news coming...' are bragging twice." That's an obvious 10, and I wish I'd tweeted it. All 7 contestants gave this a 10, as well, and one even said, "10, and put them to death," lol. This is universally agreed to be a good sentiment and thought, it seems.

Okay! Grant tweets: "Halloween parties are great if you like parties, but wish they had homework." AMEN! That's another 10 from me, baby. Grant and I are NOT each others' types, but I think we have similar social-media wavelengths.

This one is interesting... Grant tweets: "If you eat in a restaurant, your waiter could set you on fire on purpose and you still have to tip them 20% minimum. It's simply non-negotiable." I guess... I have not eaten out in almost, like, a decade? It's been a while since I've had a steady, decent writing job, and I'm fairly frugal. I guess this is an 8 or so, for me? I agree with the sentiment, but the hyperbolic edges of it lose me somewhat. 8. Lock it in.

Indulge me:

I think we should all play along to the #Dropout #TheBachelor Grant O'Brien #Tweet minigame (judge Grant's #tweets by relatability, 1-10: 1 being vehemently disagree, 10 being wholeheartedly agree).

Check the #alttext for my answers. Keep score as you go, and we'll tally at the end.

Braun-Pivet « horrifiée » par l’enquête de « Mediapart », mais assume l’hommage à Deranque Exhumés par « Mediapart », les tweets de Quentin Deranque dressent le profil d’un jeune homme xénophobe et antisémite, qui revendiquait sa proximité avec le fascisme.

#Braun-Pivet « horrifiée » par les révélations de « #Mediapart » mais assume l’ #hommage à #QuentinDeranque: ses #tweets dressent le profil d’un jeune #homme #xénophobe et #antisémite, qui revendiquait sa proximité avec le #fascisme.

www.huffingtonpost.fr/politique/ar...

They my answer to BlueSky App I think it just like the Twitter before X came and said goodbye 😂🤣 oops they go 🤭

#Chatter #Natter #Tweets #Twitter #X #Retweets #Like #Reply #Follow #GarethTuton #HiddenDisabilities #MentalHealth #SleepApnea #LearningDifficulties #Hull #Humberside #Yorkshire #Scotland

22 Jokes For People That Overthink Everything The secret to not taking life too seriously or letting it get you down is learning to laugh at the common, sometimes uncomfortable, parts of life that ...

#Funny #funny #tweets #about #overthinking #jokes #about […]

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surveillance state coming by Ironlord456

What the actual F is that by 14yearwait