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A wondrous bowl of ramen noodles, vegetables, and bits of sardines. 

It calls to you, beckoning you like a lover. "Seek me out," the bowl purrs, "follow your dreams. Only then can we be together."

With trembling fingers, you reach forward.

A wondrous bowl of ramen noodles, vegetables, and bits of sardines. It calls to you, beckoning you like a lover. "Seek me out," the bowl purrs, "follow your dreams. Only then can we be together." With trembling fingers, you reach forward.

GOOD MORNING! I HAVE NOODLES!

Nobody asked for these #UnsolicitedNoods, but y'all get them anyway. American political developments apparently with that way too.

#ramen #noodles #foodporn #pescetarian

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A wonderfully green bowl of fishy ramen noodles.

A wonderfully green bowl of fishy ramen noodles.

Sunny #UnsolicitedNoods carried me through a day of chores today.

Feeling tired but accomplished, having removed Christmas lights from the house, pruned two cherry trees, cooked three meals, and engaged in capitalism at three distinct establishments.

Thanks ramen. You fueled me well.

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A bowl of wonderful ramen noodles with lots of green bits poking out. No international war to be seen anywhere.

A bowl of wonderful ramen noodles with lots of green bits poking out. No international war to be seen anywhere.

Today's #UnsolicitedNoods are brought to you by #ChineseBroccoli, #sardines, #radishes, #cilantro, #avocados, #scallions, and #NongShim.

Stay calm, be happy, enjoy some #ramen once in a while, and don't bomb anybody. Words we can all get behind. Jesus Fuck.

#pescatarian

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A tasty bowl of ramen, overflowing with vibrant veggies and chonky bits of fishes. Mmmmmmm...

A tasty bowl of ramen, overflowing with vibrant veggies and chonky bits of fishes. Mmmmmmm...

Today's noods. As unsolicited as junkmail, but far more nutritious!

#UnsolicitedNoods #ramen #pescatarian

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A gorgeous bowl of ramen, teeming with vegetables and little bits of fishes.

A gorgeous bowl of ramen, teeming with vegetables and little bits of fishes.

A cold day. A good one to remember the important things in life. Family. Friends. Health. ...and sometimes noods!

Today's #UnsolicitedNoods include my usual #veggies (#broccoli, #kelp, #radishes, #scallions) as well as TWO kinds of #TinnedFish (#scallops and […]

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Good morning humans, how about some #UnsolicitedNoods up in dis feed?

Nobody asked for them, and nobody expected them. They're here anyway. Hotter than the vents at an AI server farm. Steamier than Trump's fantasies about Putin. Noodlier than... I dunno […]

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A bowl of tasty ramen, full of green vegetal friends. A fork raises some noodles into clearer focus. Mnmmmm...

A bowl of tasty ramen, full of green vegetal friends. A fork raises some noodles into clearer focus. Mnmmmm...

I think we all know what this country needs...

#UnsolicitedNoods! ...and also less fascism.

But today I can offer only noods. This morning's #ramen is joined by #kale, #broccoli, #avocado, #kelp, a tiny #radish, #sardines, and #scallions.

Keep your chin up […]

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Mmmm... unsolicited noodly goodness. Imagine a warm bowl of ramen and you've got the general idea.

Mmmm... unsolicited noodly goodness. Imagine a warm bowl of ramen and you've got the general idea.

#UnsolicitedNoods anyone?

Today's bowl of tasty features the usual culprits: kelp, kale, #scallions, an egg and #sardines.

Went out into the yard to pick the #kale, which was mostly frozen (pnw winter troubles) but it thawed right out on the cutting board […]

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A wonderful bowl of tasty noodles, liberally mixed with green things. It's a good time.

A wonderful bowl of tasty noodles, liberally mixed with green things. It's a good time.

IT'S TIME FOR NOODS!

Happy Monday y'all. The world is on fire and it's mostly our fault.

I'm happier news, there is #ramen. Today with #Broccoli, #radishes, #scallions, #bokchoy and a can of #sardines. A big bowl of nourishing.

#UnsolicitedNoods #Noodles #breakfast #foodporn #nongshim

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A bowl of vegetal goodness and proceed noodles. Good for a day off sinus issues and for recovery from said sinus issues.

A bowl of vegetal goodness and proceed noodles. Good for a day off sinus issues and for recovery from said sinus issues.

Hello Internet people!

My phone died, so I've been gone a bit. Also got sick, which has had an impact on my daily walks.

But the #unsolicitedNoods remain evergreen! Today with microgreens, cauliflower, spinach, kelp, smoked mussels, scallions, and sardines […]

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Noodles and veg peek out over the lip of a tilted blue bowl.

Noodles and veg peek out over the lip of a tilted blue bowl.

Nooodly noodly noodly...

#UnsolicitedNoods rides again with #bokchoy, #scallions, #kelp, #egg, #radishes, and #sardines.

#tinnedfish #nongshim #ramen

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A streaming bowl of ramen noodles. Mmmm...

A streaming bowl of ramen noodles. Mmmm...

A gloomy day, good for #unsolicitedNoods and starting indoors. Today's late breakfast with kelp, kale, scallions, cilantro, cabbage, smoked oysters, and sardines.

#ramen #nongshim #foodporn #noodles

Mmmmm....

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A close angle of some delicious ramen. Shredded bits of veggies and the occasional bit of fish are scattered throughout.

A close angle of some delicious ramen. Shredded bits of veggies and the occasional bit of fish are scattered throughout.

Some #UnsolicitedNoods coming at you hot and ready, as the gods intended. Cheers friends.

Been a while since I had a bowl of #ramen, an overdue treat. This bowl of #NongShim Spicy Seafood noodles, less 1/3 of the brick, featured a bunch of shredded #cabbage […]

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A bowl of noodles full of fish bits and veggies. Mmmm...

A bowl of noodles full of fish bits and veggies. Mmmm...

Happy Wednesday to all and to all a good bowl of #unsolicitednoods!

I'm sadly out of scallions, so this morning's breakfast includes just #broccoli, #carrots, #shitakemushrooms and some #tinnedfish.

#nongshim #ramen #noodles #breakfast

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A vegetal hug of a ramen bowl, teeming with bits of green deliciousness, floating shrooms, and bits of ocean critters.

A vegetal hug of a ramen bowl, teeming with bits of green deliciousness, floating shrooms, and bits of ocean critters.

Happy Saturday folks. Time for #unsolicitednoods!

This morning's bowl features #bokchoy, #kale, #scallions, #shitake #mushrooms, as well as tinned #oysters and #sardines.

#pescetarian #tinnedfish #ramen #noodles #nongshim

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A vegetal bowl of squiggly ramen noodles, with chunks of fish, kale, bokchoy, and scallions throughout.

A vegetal bowl of squiggly ramen noodles, with chunks of fish, kale, bokchoy, and scallions throughout.

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My dudes, I have concerns about the future of #UnsolicitedNoods. For about a year, I've enjoyed a bowl of fishy noodly goodness about twice a week. Get all my ingredients for 'em at #HMart, a grocery chain that imports the vast majority of their […]

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