“If you want to eat her so bad, just eat her!” Miyamoto butted in in the middle of his conversation. “I’m not going to eat them!” Akira snapped back. He was getting sick of her “advice”. Every time she just said something to dissuade him and try to tell him it was hopeless. Now she was just going to tell him to straight up eat his boyfriend?! “Their cum or slick or whatever tastes the same. If you eat her out, you can get all the flavour.” She sat on the conference table, legs crossed as she leaned back. Wait. “Is that true?” Akira looked to the others. Juurou was pretending like he hadn’t heard. “Yep,” Fujiko agreed. “One of my boyfriends tastes like strawberry shortcake. Though it’s more like the store-bought stuff.” “So, if I were to… it would taste the same?” Akira ran his fingers over the mah-jong tiles in his pocket. “You seriously haven’t eaten her out yet? Fuck, no wonder she wants to dump you so bad,” Miyamoto laughed.
All the icarus rangers are forks* except for Shin who is a snail uwu
And yet they still only talk about sex
#uuultraC #uruC #uuuC
🔞 archiveofourown.org/works/46103179