There’s nothing like the confidence of a shrimpy little dude picking a fight with a brick shithouse...
#WhatAMaroon
My favorite douchey detail about the Chalamers thing is how he talks about ballet and opera as these major drags he doesn’t get why anyone would wanna see, yet he expects all eyes on him for (checks notes)… a ping pong movie. #WhatAMaroon
“Illegal” 😐
#WhatAMaroon
if the minimum wage is $22 then I need to speak to someone about my husbands wages for the past SEVERAL years. #whatamaroon
WTAF? First, I don’t give a good goddamn about football, no matter who is playing. Second, why is the POTUS inserting himself into this?
Is this a matter of national concern? Does anyone actually care? Doesn’t he have more important matters to deal with? #WhatAMaroon #FuckTrump 🖕
#whatamaroon -in my best buggs bunny
This is trump’s idea of bringing “manufacturing” back to the states.
#WhatAMaroon
Dumbo Trumpo is triggered by efficient, productive, graceful, useful, inexpensive, beautiful, beneficial WIND TURBINES!
#WhatACretin
#WhatAMaroon
#DumboTrumpo
#DumbassDonnie
#ShutTheFuckUpDonnie
#WhatAnImbecile
#HalfwitTrump
#DisorderedDonnie
#DozyDon
#DumbassDon
#DonTheFool
#DopeyDon
#DonDipshit
I'm looking at kids as I walk through the airport today.And I see these kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges.Information you can tell from their faces movements and lack of social connection.
What the hell does that even mean?
#WhatAMaroon
#WhatAMaroon! — Bugs Bunny, Classic cartoon rabbit
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SCIENCE. motherfuckers. #whatamaroon
#whatamaroon 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ He's a stain on our nation, and history will not be kind to those who uplifted this dumpster fire🔥 of human excrement 💩.
So the president creates problems with his myopic and ignorant leadership, then wants applause for reversing the plans. It’s basically Munchausen syndrome by president. 😂 #whatamaroon 🐰
This is DJTJ not understanding that the title Dr isn't just used for a medical Dr.
#whatamaroon
He doesn't even know that he's breaking the law and she didn't!
#whatamaroon
But we're not the Gestapo, she cries, this is all legal, right she asks DJT!
#whatamaroon
Not a surprise at all, I'm sure they're getting more than the basic subscription package as well.
#whatamaroon
Aaaand here we go...
Mango Mussolini folds again and pauses most tariffs.
His Tariff of the Month Club along with his diseased brain waffling ensures NO ONE with any sense will consider investing in American production or manufacturing.
#trumptariffs #whatamaroon #trumptraitor #stockmarket #tariffs
I think he actually made people more aware of the election and made more people run to vote AGAINST his guy.
He paid $25 million for Crawford to win. HA!
#Doofus
#WhataMaroon
I guess it’s time for us to slap a nice price increase on that stuff since demand is so high. #NEVER51 #whatamaroon
I kept falling asleep while he was rambling on. I guess I shouldn't have taken those gummies to fortify myself for the horrors. Also, just plain drained from the ridiculous and wrong tariff wars earlier in the day. #Elbowsup #Canadanotforsale #whatamaroon
Pumpkin Spice Palpatine uses force lightning against his own people. It's ok, though. He says it's for their own good.
Pumpkin Spice Palpatine.
#Lego #WhatAMaroon #idiot #NoNamesNeeded
“It is also worth noting that if oil and gas exports are excluded, the United States actually sells more to Canada than Canada sells to the U.S.”
Pointing out O&G is the sole reason for the trade deficit is a bold (dumb) strategy #WhatAMaroon 🙄🤦🏼♂️
Yes- only those who can afford to buy books should resd(s) #whatamaroon
The cynical part of me lives for the never ending torrent of abject stupidity, it’s my guilty pleasure 🤣🤣🤣
#WhataMaroon
A mockup movie poster for the “Time Squad” cartoon. Supertitle is “From the director of Adventure Time and Sym-Bionic Titan. Buck Tuddrussell is Earth’s last hope. Earth is doomed.” “Subtitle is “This Christmas…our goose is cooked.” Three figures in a time lab, a golden android named Larry 3000, a Time Squad agent named Buck Tuddrussell, and an orphaned boy named Otto.
An homage to my good friend L, who used to work on the show when it aired on Cartoon Network.
#timesquad #bucktuddrussell #larry3000 #whatamaroon