beccadagoo

@silly.bsky.social

1 year ago

the speed of the universe's expansion is speeding up over time. yeah, just like my damn wife! #fatwife #wifehatred

beccadagoo

@silly.bsky.social

2 years ago

everyone's always talking about punching up and punching down. meanwhile i'm just here wanting to punch my ANNOYING WIFE in the FACE! #wifehatred

beccadagoo

@silly.bsky.social

2 years ago

hearing these young folks are voting "uncommitted." well, the only "uncommitted" i want is being "uncommitted to my marriage"! #Biden2024 #ihatemywife #wifehatred