JD Vance Gonna Get To Bottom Of This UFO Thing Since He Has Nothing Else To Do Hey, whatever keeps him busy and away from the furniture.

JD Vance is humorously depicted stepping away from official duties to discuss UFOs with Benny Johnson on a podcast, framed as a satire on distractions from wars, inflation, and public health setbacks, with Vance musing about visiting Area… #aliens #mar2026 #nm #ovni #uap #ufo #ufosky #usa #wonkette

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Irish Whiskey! Neat. Of course. With some Guinness. There is still some civilization left in the world.

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Neat. Of course. With some #Guinness. There is still some civilization left in the world. www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to...

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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Jet Pilot! What Hooper's drinking to survive the daily news.

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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Espresso Sunrise! A pick me up to start a good weekend.

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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Recipe, GROG! Your bartender has turned completely pirate for the weekend. Plunder some hearts and go drinking with him.

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Your bartender has turned completely pirate for the weekend. Plunder some hearts and go drinking with him.
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I f'qn love #EvanHurst and #Wonkette

Activist Bartenders Proving thateveryoneis allowed at least one redeeming quality, we quote a Wall Street Journal letter to the editor written by Robert Bork:

From olden Wonkette times. Would the author have been Ken Layne?
#martini #wonkette #chunderroad
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President Trump's Daily Intel Briefing On Situation In Minnesota Highly classified, but leaked to your Wonkette.

What a great article from #Wonkette

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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Thanksgiving Cocktail, The Flying Turkey! Happy Wednesday afternoon!

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Un rapport journalistique a révélé que 188 responsables chrétiens et figures républicaines aux États-Unis ont fait l’objet d’accusations, de poursuites ou de condamnations pour des abus sur enfants en 2025. Cette compilation, menée par le journaliste Evan Hurst, met en lumière une succession de scan

Scandale - 188 leaders chrétiens US accusés d'abus

#ActualitésInternationales #ChildProtection #ChristianLeadership #ChurchAbuse #ÉtatsUnis #EvanHurst #EvangelicalNews #leaderschrétiens #PastorScandal #scandale #Wonkette #Galerie Scandale - 188 leaders chrétiens US accusés d'abus

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Two GREAT news sources, and I'm trying to turn my mother onto these instead of Youtube drivel. #Wonkette #WTFJHT

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It's so frustrating for my mom going "both sides" with politics these days she has no fucking clue. Turning her onto #Wonkette in the hopes that she realizes what's going on.

Only One Network Has Signed Hegseth's Knob-Slobbing Journalist Pledge, Three Guesses Not. Even. Newsmax.

Love #wonkette

It's past 5 on Tuesday

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SEXUAL MATADOR GOEBBELS IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOU MEMPHIS GANGBANGERS! Donald Trump's Stranger Danger Team came to Memphis yesterday.

Attorney General #PamBondi, Secretary of War Gulf of America #PeteHegseth, and the boss of the entire Hitler 2.0 administration, the one they say is really calling all the shots, #StephenMiller, landed in Memphis yesterday to give the troops a pep talk.

#DonTheCon #Memphis #Wonkette

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Mai Tai! I'm on vacation, so here's my favorite drink to tide you over until I get back.

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Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent Threatens Rival With Beating, Wonkette With A Good Time Hey, maybe this can be one of the cage matches on the White House lawn next summer.

#TreasurySecretary #ScottBessent Threatens Rival With Beating, #Wonkette With A Good Time.

Hey, maybe this can be one of the cage matches on the #WhiteHouse lawn next summer. www.wonkette.com/p/treasury-s...

A day of labor in American history. Borrowed from #Wonkette and #Time.
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Great/soul-crushing Weds. morning roundup from #Wonkette - read at the peril of extinguishing that last smoldering ember of hope.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Bumboo! Drink up, me hearties, yo ho, yo ho!

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Le Sandwich c’est moi 🥪!

#DCInvasion #Wonkette #DC #baloney

#Wonkette weighs in on #IlDouche's plans for a faux census and I don't think she's in favour.

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Cohasset Punch! A peachy little number from the turn of the century.

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Ana Marie Cox on the Architectural Styles of Texas Homes of the Seventies and Eighties The versatile Ana Marie Cox is a podcast host (_Space the Nation_, _Past Due_), a veteran journalist (MTV News, The New York Times Magazine), the founding editor of _Wonkette_ , a writing instructor, and a political pundit and analyst, frequently featured on various cable news programs. But not to worry. Ana stays out of the political fray in this interview. I mean, nothing better to keep you stressed out and awake than the current political climate. Instead, Ana takes us on a tour of all the places she lived as a young person growing up in Texas, primarily around Austin and Fort Worth. Hear about the floor plans, the decor, and everything else you need to hear but not truly engage with as you drift off to sleep. Like all of our best episodes, it’s interesting enough to keep you distracted from your worries (like, you know, politics) but not so interesting that you lose sleep. Gotta have your sleep, Sleepyheads. Learn more about Ana Marie Cox and the Third Story Workshop by going to her website, www.AnaMarieCox.com. Listen to _Space the Nation_ and _Past Due_ _with Ana Marie Cox and Open Mike Eagle_ wherever fine pods are cast. Go to www.maximumfun.org/join and select _Sleeping with Celebrities_ to support our show. Hey Sleepy Heads, is there anyone whose voice you’d like to drift off to, or do you have suggestions on things we could do to aid your slumber? Email us at: sleepwithcelebs@maximumfun.org. **Follow the Show on:** Instagram @sleepwcelebs Bluesky @sleepwithcelebs TikTok @SleepWithCelebs John is on Bluesky @JohnMoe John’s acclaimed, best-selling memoir,_The Hilarious World of Depression_, is now available in paperback.

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Obituary! A refreshing New Orleans martini for the depths of summer.

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A refreshing #NewOrleans #Martini for the depths of summer. www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to...

Secretary Sh*tfaced Having Embarrassing Week, But Don't Worry, Next Week Might Be Worse OF COURSE he was blabbing classified information on Signal to his mom. But what's this about a letter coming out next week maybe?

I love #Wonkette news.
Anyway, Kegsbreath on his way out?!

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