World's Worst Records: Xmas hell with Elmo & Patsy - Witchdoctor MATT KELLY has a personal stake in this, having served in an establishment where risible Xmas songs were repeated ad infinitum. Justice will be served!

MATT KELLY has a personal stake in this, having served in an establishment where risible Xmas songs were repeated ad infinitum. Justice will be served!

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World's Worst Records: Mori Calliope's Sneaking - Witchdoctor MATT KELLY will clearly never tire of bad records and Mori Calliope's anime torture fits the bill perfectly.

The latest entry in the long-running 1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear gives Matt Kelly the chance to run wild with his imagination.

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World's Worst Records: Chai - Witchdoctor MATT KELLY was once a fan of Japanese pop band Chai but their first album has completely killed his enthusiasm as their fake funk give up subverting convention to become that convention.

In the latest instalment of World's Worst Records aka 1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear, Matt Kelly demolishes the fourth album by a J-Pop group that he's been a fan of.
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World's Worst Records: Club Eat's Clothes - Witchdoctor MATT KELLY set out to review an album that his kids hate but got stuck on the WTF flatulence of the song 'Clothes'.

This week in World's Worst Records: the deeply unsavoury "even kids don't like us" sounds of Club Eats.

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World's Worst Records: Damon Albarn's Everyday Robots - Witchdoctor MATT KELLY is surprised and shocked to find that without the collaborations that are his stock in trade Damon Albarn has a yawningly empty musical larder.

Matt Kelly is surprised and shocked to find that without the collaborations that are his stock in trade, Damon Albarn has a yawningly empty musical larder.

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World's Worst Records - David Hasselhoff's Looking For Freedom - Witchdoctor In Part 3 of a survey of the complete musical works of Sir David Michael Hasselhoff, MATT KELLY dissects the risible Euro-'80s muck that constitutes Sir Hasselhoff's possible nadir.

David Hasselhoff. Part 3 of Matt Kelly's exhumation of his worst records.

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World's Worst Records: Cattle Decapitation's To Serve Man - Witchdoctor MATT KELLY actually likes Cattle Decapitation but this early blunder is especially bad in a multitude of ways and is endlessly deserving of derision.

Matt Kelly actually likes Cattle Decapitation but this early blunder is especially bad in a multitude of ways and is endlessly deserving of derision.

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World's Worst Records: Alison Gold's Shush Up - Witchdoctor Gold's follow-up to 'Chinese Food' was so regrettable and tasteless that she had to change her name, writes our dean of tack, MATT KELLY.

Beyond tasteless, Alison Gold's follow-up to 'Chinese Food' killed her career in music and necessitated a name change.
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