Do you enjoy running all around town, getting conflicting information about pharmacy transfer procedures in search of a drug that's constantly in low supply? Let me recommend microdosing your child with meth to help her concentrate better in school! 🤦‍♀️ #WorstTimeline

I was today years old when I learned that Qatar supplies a third of the world’s helium and the orange turd’s senseless war with Iran has cut this off, imperiling, among many other things, the functioning of MRI machines, which depend on this. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 #WorstTimeline

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Patriotsoftware.com's Spotify ad is about mixing red and blue to make purple... #worsttimeline

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a blank stare, a mickey mouse hat, and disassociation all captured in a simple illustration.

and still the horrors persist. #horrorspersist #worsttimeline #illustration #art

Robot dogs priced at $300,000 a piece are now guarding some of the country’s biggest data centers | Fortune AI companies are turning to quadruped robots, better known as “robot dogs” for security solutions to protect their vast data centers.

I remember this episode of Black Mirror
fortune.com/2026/03/17/robot-dog-pat...

#AI #robots #WorstTimeline #dystopia

Donald..........you cant hide from the Epstein Files forever.

#Trump
#Trumpsapedo
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A new low: Trump team says First Amendment doesn't apply to journalism The Trump administration argued in court that one of the most basic acts of journalism—soliciting news tips and information from the public—is an act of “solicitation” and therefore is not ...

Are we all taking FUCKING CRAZY PILLS??!?! 🫨

What is GOING ON!?!!?

The #Trump #WhiteHouse says that the #1stAmendment of the goddamned #CONSTITUTION does not apply to the fucking FREE #PRESS!!! 🤬

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#NotGreat
#ImpeachTrump
#Fascism

www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

At least we're the only clowns with mail in voting.
O wait, it's just another thing the POTUS doesn't know.
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World War III:
Psychopath reality TV star vs psychopath nepo baby.
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Reading an NPR article about anthropic being deemed a supply chain risk. I have never seen the word warfighter used, and now it's everywhere, instead of soldiers or combatants. Warfighters, you mean the children you have fight and die for you to add another dollar to your pile? #worsttimeline

some of you may die is written on a poster ALT: some of you may die is written on a poster

Oh! That's where I heard that before!
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Prepping to watch the SOTU because he met with the gang of 8 today and I'm pretty sure he's going to announce we're bombing Iran.

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Not only is it our fate to be ruled by Nazis, but dumb, ignorant, incompetent Nazis at that! #WorstTimeline

JFC, looks like the end of online course work might be coming, thanks to #aislop Companies are offering free hook the students trails.

It will impersonate a student and log into the LMS and submit assignments for them. #worsttimeline #llm #whatnext

One of the saddest parts about this is the lack of planning that left both of the US's Hospital Ships non-operational at the same time. Maybe we should retrofit a few riverboats. But in my overactive imagination, they're the old steamboats with the paddle wheels. #SMH #WorstTimeline

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Dewormer ivermectin as cancer cure? RFK Jr.'s NIH funds "absurd" study. There's no reason to think ivermectin cures cancer, but RFK Jr's NIH is on it anyway.

My god. The dumb is just continuous…. I am so exhausted from “the dumb”

#RFKkills #MAGA #MAGAIsDumb
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#AliensComeNukeUSA

arstechnica.com/health/2026/...

Trump shares racist video depicting the Obamas as monkeys The White House defended Trump's post, saying it was "from an internet meme video depicting President Trump as the King of the Jungle."

Nothing about this is acceptable, by the sycophantic followers are already out trying to defend it #trump #racism #obama #worsttimeline

www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

SBA says legal permanent residents will be ineligible for its loan program, effective March 1 The Small Business Administration said in a policy note that green card holders won’t be allowed to apply for SBA loans, effective March 1.

Just wow. #SBA #WorstTimeline
SBA to bar green card holders from its loan program starting March 1 | AP News share.google/OGxoqUK88sSk...

So…
Clearly, the “DONroe Doctrine”🤦🏽‍♂️ translates to, “Get that money!”
#grifterinchief
I guess even pedophiles deserve to get filthy rich at the expense of the American people.
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#trumpisPOtuS

God, I certainly hope so

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Oof… RIP Catherine O’Hara. #worsttimeline

Every day I wake up wondering what fresh hell this administration has wrought. #WorstTimeline

Can we just skip to the dead fuck in his ballroom bunker with the weapon clumsily clutched in his cold little greasy fingers?

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US State Department threatens UK over probe into Elon Musk’s X Official Sarah B. Rogers said “nothing is off the table” if X is banned in the U.K.

So now the US Gov is officially a supporter of CSAM and will force its spread around the globe?

#WorstTimeline #PedoPOTUS

www.politico.eu/article/us-s... #CSAM

He really is. It's like JD was a civil war reenactor who got on the wrong bus and instead of cosplaying Pickett's charge, he became VP.

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Wtaf.... #WorstTimeline