@NotTodayPod OMG - how many #yappostles in "trade" can we get to Bristol next week?!

@NotTodayPod #NewCommandments
Thou shalt anoint ALL of your food with CELTIC salt

Actually Jake, if we #Yappostles are definitely accepting you as our Lord and Saviour, will the Right Revvd Lionel Carpping [sic] be able to perform exorcisms to help beat off evil doers?

@NotTodayPod

Hi Jake!

We've inadvertently won the street Lockdown Quiz and will now need to host one next Sunday. I wondered whether any of the other #Yappostles might have suggestions for appropriate Lockdown Quiz themes?

@NotTodayPod Errr, should probably have asked earlier, but are there any #Yappostles with a suggestion for next week's #TurnOfPhrase? My DMs are open so we can surprise Jake again!