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It would be woke, like mario is now gayrio. #YIAY2

Please don't actually leak the Nintendo switch 2 that will probably get our server in big big trouble with the big bad guys if there's actually happens then it will result in a warn. #YIAY2

#YIAY2 The bastard son of the WiiU.

#neverforget

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smthn like this. id imagine

It's the same, just with new vibrating Joy-cons
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#YIAY2 Hopefully it'll be able to undivorce me (please Eliza I miss you)

It will have the ability to connect to tiktok, have subway surfers in the bottom for sensory stimulation and a random dude at the top reacting to your gameplay very informatively
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giant dildo #yiay2

It will have a functional eshop
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#yiay2 the sucsessor to the nintendo switch will be the nintendo milk.
the only game will be „angry birds octagons“.
the hardware will be a 2010 iphone salvaged from a canadian dealer.

I personally think they should add a secret mode option that makes every bit of text in game slightly saucy so it turns into a game of who notices it first #YIAY2

#YIAY2 it will be made out of assorted metallic and plastic fluids for the use of beings on a higher plane of existence

#yiay2 exactly the same but you can only buy 2 at a time

You can lock it like a phone. But instead of needing a fingerprint, it needs a foot print. The whole thing.
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#YIAY2. It'll have enough screen in it to cover your forehead and it will free Erin.

It will just be the original Switch, but Reactbot is in the corner commenting on your gameplay #YIAY2

#YIAY2 it'll be basically the same, but no matter what game you play, your character will be covered up by a png of 3 chipmunks in tough ass poses

might be called "the Squeakquel"

#YIAY2 it will be shaped like a hand and try to tickle you

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The switch 2 should include me as a YIAY answer, no matter what.... Or else???????

Repackaged Wii U #YIAY2

The Nintendo Switch 2 will finally have the long-awaited feature of ultra-realistic graphics to properly display the species presented in Animal Crossing. Huzzah! #YIAY2

now with 50% more sweat gland #YIAY2

Switch Pro Max #YIAY2

Whenever you download an emulator onto it, it will self destruct, horribly mangling you, yet not killing you. #YIAY2 (except bad)

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It'll add sex to every game. No exceptions.

Identical to the Compaq Portable II: You can only play games able to run on on its 1986 hardware. There is one exception, and that's GTA6.
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switch 2 will separate into two different halves and become basically two gameboys that you can play animal crossing and skyrim on #YIAY2

#YIAY2 I made that actually

youtu.be/klNbH1FY-90

#YIAY2 it will be the first Nintendo console targeted exclusively at adults, because the children of today are still stuck on their ipads so why bother marketing to them?

At launch, the Switch 2 will have an unprecedented brand new, next gen, state of the art port of Skyrim! #yiay2