"It's something you rarely see." Trump was talking about the US airmen rescue of course - I can guarantee a US President talking about a Middle East war next to the Easter Bunny is something we've never seen, and hopefully will never see again. #factstrangerthanfiction #youcouldntmakeitup
This, literally, from the woman who helped bring you Boris Johnson.... #YouCouldntMakeItUp
Flower that is pink
Flower that is orange
Purple flower
A hot day today, one to enjoy my garden! Even school letting my daughter wear her t shirt to school……but with a skirt and tights and blazer still #youcouldntmakeitup #summersday
Government policy has created a class of corporate *absentee landlords* (do the kids still learn that phrase in school?), and treats them more favourably than resident individual landlords. #YouCouldntMakeItUp
@gwr.com 's latest gem. The train is late because the train crew were delayed by service disruption. #youcouldntmakeitup
Random Rhyme by the Rhyme Bandit: Laughingstock lyriclines-lettsy.blogspot.com/2025/04/laug... #youcouldntmakeitup #LooneyTunes
Jaysus, it's been a day of madness, hasn't it?
I did nazi this coming...
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#Musk #NobelPeacePrize #hilarious #youcouldntmakeitup
#YouCouldntMakeItUp. #NewLabour acually confirming that they, like Tories and LibDems, are on the side of the #PropertySpeculators (which they have been for decades) in #KeirStarmer's "Builders not blockers" propaganda. No mention of a much needed fall in the cost of housing, #HousingCrisis
NJ Senate passes eMobility/eBike registration bill while admitting it can't work.
That's where we are atm...
#ebike #mobility #trenton #newjersey #youcouldntmakeitup
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Not from: @WhispersNewsLTD but @munsterexpress - @theresa_may does own #brexit: buys house in #DunmoreEast. Doing so well at leaving #EU, she might as well leave #UK too?
www.munster-express.ie/front-page-news/british-... #YouCouldntMakeItUp
Today's Ironic Job Ad. #Medway Borough Council are looking for a Greenspace Development Officer. #youcouldntmakeitup http://www.countryside-jobs.com/Jobs/Oct14/0310_6.html
I have just realised that the US mayoral candidate caught sending snaps of his member to all and sundry is called Weiner #youcouldntmakeitup
Homeopathy in this week's lecture, and today I find this on 'homeopathy for domestic violence'. #youcouldntmakeitup hpathy.com/cause-symptoms-treatment...
Homeopathy in this week's lecture, and today I find this on 'homeopathy for domestic violence'. #youcouldntmakeitup hpathy.com/cause-symptoms-treatment...
INSANE: Aung San Suu Kyi wants to meet DLT. Yes, THAT DLT: http://thetim.es/KSvQnB #burma #bonkers #youcouldntmakeitup #wtf #noseriously
@woodo79 girl on bus with folder bearing 'Shuvvawn'. #youcouldntmakeitup
Hulk Hogan has a bone to pick with Kasabian: http://bit.ly/zvKpSq #youcouldntmakeitup #orcouldyou #kasabian #wrestling
Kamen Rider vs. Starfish Hitler: http://bit.ly/zNVEfC via @alexispetridis @profanityswan #japan #youcouldntmakeitup
The researcher leading the development of this CCTV tracking technology is called Orwell: http://bit.ly/nTI0LP #youcouldntmakeitup
Not pony: more on the bloke who tried to take his horse on a train: http://bit.ly/kQwsHo #horseonatrain #youcouldntmakeitup
Police in Jamaica are hunting a drug dealer called Mr Coke? #youcouldntmakeitup