For what it’s worth, I’m quite sure that Vatican City has a lower crime rate than the United States, and that none of the Swiss Guard have murdered any protestors of late.

You can just walk into Vatican City, I don't think the waist high decorative fence is going to do anything

Trump Posted a Picture of Himself as Jesus. Now He’s Trying to Explain It Away.

If I wasn’t in the White House, Leo wouldn’t be in the Vatican’: Trump attacked the Pope then posted an AI image of himself as Jesus

This idiot gets more delusional on a daily basis. What does his election have to do with an election in Vatican City by Cardinals?

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/13/u...

to be fair, Vatican City is like pickpockter central

Vatican City bin collection used to be so reliable, too. Now you're lucky if they come at all. I blame the unions.

Once again Vatican City hasn't had a single homicide since 1998. Palm Beach, Florida, where Mar-a-Lago is located, has dozens per year.

Trunt has announced a naval blockade of Vatican City.

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If the Pope is weak on crime, then why does the Vatican City have the single largest police force in the world, on a per capita basis?

Pop of Vatican City: ~900
Police: ~150.

That's ~17,000 per 100,000.

US? ~750,000 cops for ~325M ppl.
That's ~230 per 100,000.

Trump can't even DREAM of those #s.

i know, guys! what if we tariffed Vatican City?

I mean, Vatican City *does* have one of the highest crime rates per capita in the world.

Trump to miss point by widest margin yet by imposing arms embargo on Vatican City.

Wine, staffs, mitres and robes to be categorised as Dual-Use equipment.

Swiss Guard to cancel orders for F16s, predator drones, cute little dessert boots.

Pope’s personal arsenal said to be unaffected.

Vatican City has so many no-go areas these days.

Trump now ordering naval blockade of Vatican City, also unaware that it is landlocked.

Helluva way for me to learn Vatican City has black market cruise missiles.

Trump attackiert weiterhin den Papst, da dieser weak on crime in *checks notes* in Vatican City wäre und postet dann dieses Bild und damit guten Morgen. 😃

Trump's gonna announce that he's sending the National Guard to Vatican City tomorrow, at this rate.

Vatican City does have a higher crime rate than Chicago, although most years it has a lower murder rate
#percapita

I kinda want Pope Leo to put up Vatican City and the Swiss Guard’s crime numbers up against the US

Vatican City added to list of shithole countries.

Pope John Paul II was a controversial figure due to his "stop and frisk" policies in Vatican City.

Is the Pope weak on crime? I haven't looked at the crime stats for Vatican City in a while.

I for one am relieved that an American president is finally doing something about Crime in Vatican City

Vatican City has the highest crime rate in the world, each year averaging somewhere between a half and one crime per capita.

400% tariffs on Vatican City!!!

The Vatican has gotten away with screwing over Americans BADLY with on sacramental bread.

what are the odds we invade Vatican City in the next 2 months?