commission real artists.
do real artwork.
if you have hands but you can't draw, write something from the heart.
don't resort to a generative program to do everything for you, you lazy cheap motherfuckers.
Noodle Doodleson the goth goldie being a relaxed lounging baby in the sunshine getting tummy scritches on the watermelon outdoor beach towel and using my leg as a head rest.
Jasper Jameson (on left) and Noodle Doodleson sharing the watermelon outside lounge towel with me. Noodle has an iconic derpiness to him with the white of his eye peeking out and tongue hanging out the side of his mouth
I can't wait til I'm done with my bachelor's degree and can have more time to paint and work on Timelapse stuff consistently again 🎨
I wanna curate the perfect outdoor painting set up to allow for bonus footage of the pups in the yard while I paint 🦮🌾 #dogmom #gothgoldies #dogs #puppies
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
Holding my Nintendo 3ds XL while sitting in a lounge chair outside with my goth golden retriever mountain dog pups. Noodle Doodleson is sleeping in the pet bed while Jasper Jameson is sleeping on the patio concrete (I think he gets too warm in the pet bed)
Treating myself to some brain age ds sudoku and lounging time outside with the pups on this nice (but wimdy) day ⛅
#gothgoldies #dogs #dogmom
Would love to see citing sources and referencing artists become a norm for all platforms
Senioritis w/ a dash of overall stress as *gestures vaguely at the world* has been hitting hard
Here's hoping I can get a boost of motivation to get me through the rest of the semester so I can get back to being creative 🫠
Resharing art for your eyeballs pleasure 🎨
#entomology #Art #Bugsky #SciArt
BeetleMoses comic of planthopper insects on a fashion show run way to display their various different colors and appearances the planthoppers can have. I love the spectator responding to the blue 'model' saying "oh wow" because same everytime I admire these little guys in real life, as well as in other entomology enthusiasts photographs
@beetlemoses.bsky.social is one of my favorite comic creators and has even been a source of inspiration for some of my own paintings 🎨
It's so difficult to pick a best comic as many of his creations live in my head rent free, but this one is probably my top fav with the planthoppers 🪲🦗🐛
I've personally seen enough of this world tbh
YouTube's feature that causes random channels to get subscribe to that I know I have NEVER clicked on before is infuriating.
Can anything be made with the user's preference in mind and not the pieces of shit in charge or who profit from these awful bugs/features thanks
Jasper Jameson sitting in foreground of photo on concrete patio while his twin (smaller) brother, Noodle Doodleson uses Jasper's butt as a pillow. Noodle was so eepy and relaxed that his mouth was hung open and bottom teef are exposed while sleeping
Close up of sleepy eepy Noodle Doodleson resting on his twin brother's butt in the sunshine
When the sun rays hit just right 👌🤌☀️
#gothgoldies #puppies #dogs #goldenretrievers #dogmom
Noodle Doodleson (front puppy with blue collar) sitting dapperly on the back patio of the yard in front of his bigger twin brother, Jasper Jameson (other puppy sitting behind, wearing red collar). Two goth golden retriever/mountain dog puppy siblings (they have black fur coats with teeny tiny white spots under their chins and on their chests)
A couple handsome gentlemen 🦮🎩
#dogs #goldenretrievers #gothgoldies #puppies
Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”
Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!
Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.
Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.
I dreamt of the beach (1/4)
Even when straight men pursue heteronormative relationships they just want a girl that reminds them of the bros who they can bone
make incompetence shameful again
I don't like coffee anymore
april fool!!!!!!! I love coffee bitch!! I'm having some right now!!!
STOP USING AI HOLY FUCK
“I asked ChatGPT”- ok well I asked the mycelium and it said to plant more trees and to tell you to return to the forest
“Separate the art from the artist” is a nuanced concept that should be reserved for dead creators only, whose legacies we have to grapple with in the context of history. It should NOT be used for living creators actively doing harm. That’s my two cents.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a boy is outside at a park unhooking a collar from a large creature mostly out of frame. The boy says, “Sorry, Maggie. Mom says I can’t take care of you anymore.” Panel 2: he continues, “you’re free now.” Maggie is a horrifying winged creature with many legs and teeth. Panel 3: Maggie is flying off into the distance. An onlooker is sitting with his little dog on a park bench. He turns to the boy and says, “isn’t that, like, bad for the environment?”
panel 1: first guy: i inherited a lot of money but i want people to think i worked really hard for it panel 2: second guy: is this you? panel 3: first guy gets hit with a steel chair by second guy panel 4: the beating continues
I know this doesn't need to be said, but I am [anti-GenAI]. No AI. I don't mess with any AI "shortcuts" whatsoever. A real artist embraces the tediousness and repetition that comes with making art. That's the sort of energy I practice daily. ✨
AI sucks and it’s destroying the planet. use your brain and stop using chatgpt.
hope that helps.
"show me what you can do art-wise only using pen and paper"
Zentangles are what the inside of my brain looks like 👁️🗨️
#art #artpost #ArtonBluesky #ink #drawing #artist #rickandmorty #HumanArtists #HandmadeArt
Diana the tuxedo cat is just as obsessed with spiders as I am (I think she gets it from me)🐈⬛🕷️
#spider #tuxedocat #tuxie #catmom #catsofbluesky #catvideo
Acrylic painting I've completed in the past, with a somewhat impressionism approach to this portrait of my tattoo artist friend and his daughter playing in fallen leaves on an autumn day. He is wearing a blue beanie and dark blue shirt, while his daughter is in a gold dress.
It has been far too long since I've had the funds to support my fav tattoo artists, but something I find joy in is making art for my tattoo artists as my way to show appreciation for the permanent art I obtain 🎨
#art #painter #artist #painting #HandmadeArt #RealArtists #HumanArtists
Afroman found not liable.
A complete victory for the rapper and a massive unforced error from the cops and their attorney.
www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...
Blue Lego cat eyes in original state, prior to painting on them.
Completed tuxedo Lego cat assembled and sitting on cat tree, featuring the green eyes I repainted to better align with my own tuxedo cat, rather than settling on the blue or gold eyes that came with this set. I could've got the green eyes that now come with the orange Lego cat, but I prefer more unique (and cheaper) option of repainting them!
Diana the tuxedo cat greeting/sniffing the Lego tuxedo cat sitting on the ground in front of her cat tree and pet bed
Close up of the face of the Lego tuxedo cat to show the acrylic paint of the green eyes I repainted over what was originally blue. I used a glossy clear top coat to seal the painted eyes.
❌ Blue tuxedo Lego cat eyes
✅ Repainting them to green instead of spending a stupid amount on green eyes from official Lego website
🐱🐈🐈⬛
#lego #tuxedocat #tuxie #catsofbluesky #painter
Along with timelapses, I also have a few slideshows of WIP pictures of older #art, prior to recording videos of my paintings that I do now!
These are boring compared to my typical vids, but I like showing my work and the build up progression of my creations 🎨 #painter #artist #TheBigLebowsi
Just a little WIP I've posted before 🎨
The isopod archer is teaching the younger fellow the ways of the bow 🏹
#surrealism #timelapse #painter #video #art #artist #Bugsky #mushroomsky
