Nonzero chance this type of turd would escape containment and then at least 30 other relatives would give you a lecture for troubling Granny and/or eat drama popcorn over your misfortune

this is “get banned from the family reunion” bad… if you said this to my granny she would lecture you for hours about “God made the collard green perfect,” quote its nutrients she learned from Rodale, then ask you every single time she sees you for the rest of her life if you are eating your greens

Fuck the Klan

NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)

WOIMSDAY
THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

I accept what she did is a crime but after having been to housing court and won, I get why she did it. The Melissae were the priestesses at the oracle at delphi and bees defending a home is deeply symbolic. I hope someday to be able to joke about this once I recover from what Massachusetts has done

When you look at the details of this case it starts to get even more egregious, she had defended her own self against eviction in court for years basically. Massachusetts is an abuser, like, on its own. I don’t know how else to phrase this after having lived here. witch trials shit

Some of the cops are rapists and diddlers e.g. Shelburne - Literally the town where Bill Cosby has been hiding just fyi to anyone who is local. Greenfield is the county seat (Huge, extreme side eye)

As a crime survivor who was victimized by sexual predators in Franklin co. and peer supported other survivors in Franklin co. I wouldn’t trust any Franklin co. cops as far as I can spit. I live in another county for that reason. The idea they could be brought in & take control is terrifying

Woman gets jail time for beehive attack against sheriff’s deputies during Longmeadow eviction A woman was found guilty and sentenced to prison after using beehives to attack Hampden County Sheriff’s deputies during a 2022 eviction in Longmeadow.

I think the work local journalists are doing re: the NW district attorney’s office and sheriffs’ offices are important. Why was Rorie Woods brought to Franklin Co sheriff custody when her offense was in Hampden co.? Why is she in custody in Franklin co.? Because a jail is there?

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every rfk jr stan is like “he’s going to make america healthy again“ while every rfk jr quote is like “i ate the head off the rat that caused the bubonic plague and you should too”

It is inexcusable there is not open transfer to the other 5 colleges. The other 5 colleges literally founded Hampshire College and then just let it die, even though at least 2 of them have Richie Rich level endowments. As a 5 College alum, I feel these choices are condemnations of the now-4 Colleges

Blue periwinkles and green leaves. Camera: iPhone 15 Pro. March 2025. A neighbor's front yard.

To her fair works did Nature link
The human soul that through me ran...
Through primrose tufts, in that green bower,
The periwinkle trailed its wreaths... - W. Wordsworth.
🌅Good morning!
Have a beautiful Tuesday!

#ColorADay #BlueTue
#dailyflowers 🌱
#flowerreport
#bloomscrolling
#ImageAndVerse #ECK

Fuck the Klan. We will not be intimidated.

Thank the green goddess the dispo has freed us from having to pretend to listen to this type of white guy for hours

Why firstborns may be more likely than secondborns to be autistic or to have allergies A comprehensive study found differences in numerous health conditions in firstborn children versus those born second

A comprehensive study found differences in numerous health conditions in firstborn children versus those born second

Boston — Governor Maura Healey today nominated Vince DeMore to serve on the Massachusetts Parole Board. If confirmed by the Governor’s Council, DeMore will fill the vacancy created when Tonomey Coleman was confirmed as an Associate Justice on the District Court. Governor Healey also nominated Thomas Trilla to serve as Clerk Magistrate for the Northeast Housing Court. “My administration is committed to a parole system that prioritizes public safety and delivers fair and just decisions,” said Governor Maura Healey. “Vince brings a deep understanding of the justice system from multiple perspectives, including as a prosecutor, defense attorney and a Special Victim’s Counsel in the JAG Corps. He understands the responsibility of these decisions and will help ensure they are balanced, fair and grounded in evidence. I am also proud

maura healey (demon governor) has nominated a prosecutor to fill a vacancy on the parole board which will make the board 60% cops: two parole officers, one probation officer, and this new prosecutor.
the gov council meets on wednesday for a confirmation hearing.
i'll thread some things you can do:

Mammalian-like steroidogenesis in plants gives rise to endocrine-mimetic cardenolides Plants carry out mammalian-like steroidogenesis that generates endocrine-mimetic cardenolides.

Mammalian-like steroidogenesis in plants gives rise to endocrine-mimetic cardenolides

#PlantScience #SecMet
From: www.science.org/doi/full/10....

This is fucked. But especially in a place that slaps “Live free or die” onto everything and doesn’t even have a seat belt law for adults in 2026

thinking about how Famous Amos cookies used to have coconut in them

A collage of nature, including a green snake, a songbird, a yellow flower, an iridescent beetle, a clownfish, and a frog on a lilypad.

Nature is everywhere, even in the busiest cities. From April 24–27, over 100k people around the world will step outside & photograph the wild nature around them for the #CityNatureChallenge — the largest annual community science event. 🧵⤵️

Press cutting Lancashire Telegraph, 20 April 2008: Shepherd's pie recipe rumpus. Subhead: Petrol bomb threat in tomato topping row. By ANDREW BELLARD A dispute over the contents of a shepherd's pie proved to be a recipe for brotherly disharmony. Blackburn magistrates heard that John Garvin thought that the pie his brother Michael made should have been topped with tomatoes but Michael disagreed. The upshot was that John, who was hit over the head with a shovel, reacted by threatening to petrol bomb his brother's flat. And he ended up spending a night in custody to allow tempers to cool. John Garvin, 47, of Montague Street, admitted a breach of the peace and was bound over in £100 to keep the peace for 12 months. Catherine Allan, prosecuting, said the brothers lived in separate flats next to each other. On the day of the culinary dispute they had been drinking together since 7am. "The argument started because there were no tomatoes on the shepherds pie that Michael made for tea and John thought this was wrong," said Miss Allan. John called his brother an offensive name and then said he was going to petrol bomb his flat. "Michael was concerned by this threat because on a previous occasion John had started a fire in his own flat," said Miss Allan. Liz Parker, defending, said her client did not accept making a remark about petrol bombing his brother's flat. "He does say that his brother hit him over the head with a shovel and it is very clear there was a lot of trouble over nothing," she added. (The article has a pullout quote which says “It is very clear there was a lot of trouble over nothing” - LIZ PARKER in large letters) District Judge Peter Ward, who imposed the bind over, asked in court: "You can make shepherd's pie without tomatoes can't you?" But 'legal' opinion at Blackburn magistrates, where the issue became quite a talking point, was divided. A female defence solicitor said it should be made with lamb and topped with sliced tomatoes and that a pie made with b…

And lo, it came to pass that the 18th anniversary of the greatest local news story ever told came upon us, and we were sore amazed

My house is so clean 🥰 my family worked hard today on the spring clean

It begins

I think I will try drinking more water first.

But also isn’t this a joke from Frasier I? Maris got mad because her jar of fish repro cells for her face got smashed at the airport and Niles makes a joke about it

A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm not gonna waste another second of my life on this bullshit"

In Angola, Pope Faces the Legacy of Colonialism

The Pope is visiting Angola, where 45% of all slave ships departed Africa during the era of the slave trade.

Most of the last voyages in the history of the slave trade - 1850s and 1860s - began in U.S. ports and sailed to Angola for captives.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/w...

lrt what if we all just started referring to Hampshire County as “Ham”

Ham & High headline, 18 April 2013: Highgate tortoise who defied Hitler comes back from the dead, with picture of tortoise atop a WWII helmet which bears a swastika and the legend ‘Luftschutz’

Without leaving the richly varied world of local newspapers, it’s also the 13th anniversary of this unimprovable headline

PETERBOROUGH STANDARD - Friday, April 18th, 1980 The memories live on CROWLAND'S Silver Jubilee committee was finally wound up on Thursday evening with a presentation ceremony at the library.. The Jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one of the finest efforts in Lincolnshire', fremony at the library. The Jubilee fund,. described by chairman Frank Parnet s 'one remony atremony are sony at the library. The jubremony at the library. Tremony at remony at the library. Thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony at the library. Theremony at the library. The Jubilee fund, described by chairman, Frank Premony rremony at the remony aremony at the libremony atremony at tremony at the library. Tremorremony at the library.remony at the library. The Jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one of the finest efforts in Lincolnshire', fn he latched onto a through ball. Although be was hauled down by the keeper he still managed to stroke the ball home. But for the second week running Durant had to leave the field injured, this time suffering eye trouble. The winning goal was another 25-yard shot - again from Blackstones' central defender - coming from their second chance of the game. Gary Cooper, recently signed from Old Boys, had a good debut.

Well, happy thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony at the library day to all who celebrate