Your yearly reminder as temperatures drop:

#1001badjokes and puns 334 - I’m 1/3d of the way through :-). Meanwhile, and #apple #joke for those might not be a fan of #trump ;-) #viral

#1001badjokes and puns 333: Trade conventions are way more interesting than you might expect. #viral #jokes #fup #sanitation

My least favorite #contentcreator tactic - the “stop scrolling!” appeal. It’s worse than “like and follow for part two”. #viral #stopscrolling

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Time for an #adhd #story - there’s and association between adhd and #music, additionally an association between adhd and learning new things - then promptly moving on when the #novelty wore off :-)

Go give blood - it can help save lives. #bloodselfie #giveblood #redcross

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Another #wedding #officiant day - always a good day :-) (“Clean shirt, new shoes…” ZZ-Top’s ‘Sharp Dressed Man’ came on during the drive over - because my old shirt is way too large and my shoes were scuffed, I replaced them both last night, and I was definitely feeling the tune ;-) )

#1001badjokes and puns 330 - #rocknroll may be old, but it never forgets… #fyp #joke #rock

#1001badjokes and puns 329: This really do happen, though it was most likely just random timing. Still sort of disturbing 🙂 #workout #fitness #jokes

The almost return of #1001badjokes and #puns, with a focus on original jokes - I suppose I can teach #facebook #ai bot posters some new, not racist ones in the process.

Hello my friend… yes, I’m back to being active on #tiktok (and back to posting videos in other places). Just sayin’ #hello this time, and I’ll get into what I’ll I’m up to later. Hope all is well :-) #fyp (of course there’s not actually a fyp on BlueSky ;-) )

fter the brief power outage, and the fact that it wasn’t raining today, decided to catch up on what I needed to get done for @greatplainsrenfest.com - mostly done with my new fling-o-matic toy for the Siege Engine Contest :-) #catapult #renfest #ict

The #neighborhood #watch in action. #cats

Quick reminder: give blood. #redcross #blood

Saw Naked Gun. My spoiler free review: if you loved Naked Gun, you’ll love Naked Gun. #nakedgun

This is, without question…my favorite post from 2025:

Sit down on the couch with my laptop, and Pixie comes up and wants to sit on my lap, so I move the laptop for her. She sits on my lap for a moment, then moves over to the laptop, cause the laptop was warmer and more interesting. Now I have an empty lap and no laptop. #cats

Name one company with a platform capable of the job that everyone is going to agree on. I’ll wait.

I guess we can all throw our phones in the trash and just starting “writing pictures” on stone tablets again.

Apparently I was gone too long - I’ve got one #cat in my lap giving me the stink eye, and one waiting her turn to get in my lap. #cats

So my #weightloss secret was… well, there really isn’t one. Eat less, workout, and got control of my bloodsugar. #diabetes #type2

#davissaysgoodmorning - I know it’s been a while, but, #goodmorning, annoy your #monday! Hope everyone is doing well :-)

I've been a fan of Bunny for a bit now - cool that they've had fun with their Discord community (which I'm not actually on :-) )

After I finished a wedding today, I got gifted this cup 🙂. Now all you other officiants gonna have to take two steps back, ‘cause I’m the best ever ;-)

So I thought it would fun to snag a pic of Gigi being cute and hanging out on the back of my office chair. However, wrong camera settings, and it went from creepy to slightly demonic kitty. #cats

Last yearI basically got my rain barrels for free because of the Water Conservation Rebates. The City of #Wichita has started the program again which includes rain barrels, but includes other water conservation things like toilet changes. #conservation #water #cool

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ADHD hyperfocus is a hell of a drug.

#1001badjokes and #puns #328: 80's #golf pants are some of the most hideously awesome uses of fabric ever. #fyp #foryoupage #funnyvideo #jokes