"No, Thompson, you CAN'T
take a week off just because
you've got a wee cough!"...
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"This is just the borscht,"
said Hans, our German host. "The
wurst is yet to come"...
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theanthologyofverse.blogspot.com #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever

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Reading a soup or
writing aloud's just as tough
as cooking a cloud...
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#limerick #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever

I've talked, spoken AND
uttered - but I'm not sure that
I've ever opined...
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TÊTE-À-TATE MODERN -
...the ideal location
for an 'art-to-'art...
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How can you NOT know
about World War II? - It was
in all the papers!...
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Note To Future Presidents...
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Picking a fight with the Pope?
It's the start of a slippery slope -
You won't be the winner,
They'll call you a sinner
(Or an arrogant, ill-informed dope)
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I promise to pay
the bear on demand the sum
of twenty-five pounds...
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"You don't listen to
a word I say!" - "Yes, I do!
Well, every THIRD word"...
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I'm one of the few who hasn't a phone,
(Only a landline, that's all that I've known)
I squander my savings
On indulgence and cravings,
Like biscuits and candy and eau de cologne.
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Is an Abbattoir
a place where Swedish livestock
meet their Waterloo?...
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What's the difference between a cyst an abscess? (asks my Sunday paper).
Assist is what you do if you want to be helpful, while abscess is said to make the heart grow fonder. You're welcome.

"Damn! An apartment
tyre!" screamed the New Yorker. (I
guess he's got a flat)
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GIVE HIM? Give him nothing! SELL it to him!

Zendaya's in love with her partner -
(It's something she felt we should see)
And, wanting to show us discreetly,
She got it right down to a 't'...
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TOUCHING DOWN again,
Trump said it felt as soft as
a baby's bottom...
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"Are the Artemis
II crew happy?" - "Happy? They're
over the Moon, mate!"...
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