Geeky Redheads, and their Supporters/Admirers

A pun so terrible yet so perfectly executed that it causes physical pain. Give that commenter a medal of honor and then immediately ban them from the internet.
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You know those cats that are in your gardens, year after year? They're purrennials

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Tuesday #dadjoke 😂 🤣 😆

Why was the computer late for work?

It had a hard drive.

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A door is sometimes ajar, but a jar is never a door.

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What was wrong with the chameleon that couldn’t change color?

He had a reptile-dysfunction
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What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?

A practical yolker

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What did the wave say to the seagull after the boat passed?
"Well, now I'm a wake"
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I hired a French chef but I had to let him go.

He gave me the crepes.

#dadjokes #yqr #food

I threw a ball for my dog.

He looked fantastic in his tuxedo.

#dadjokes #yqr #dogs #jokes

Did you hear about the new company making cute houses for horses?

It's a pretty stable business.

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How do you cut the ocean in half?

With a sea saw.

#dadjokes #yqr #regina #Saskatchewan #jokes

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime-mates.

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Where do pirates get their hooks?

Second hand stores.

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Little known fact: before the invention of the crowbar, crows just drank at home.

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What food weighs less than two tonnes?

Wonton.

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I can splice a wooden plank in half just by looking at it.

I know you don't believe it, but I saw it with my own eyes.

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What does a wolf say after it finds gold?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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I accidentally drank holy water with my laxative.

I’m about to start a religious movement.

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What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

A barber-queue.

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Which dinosaur is the worst driver?

The tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Two girls run out of a lake house at the same speed, landing in the water exactly 25 feet from the shore and 25 feet from one another, all while looking each other straight in the eye. How is this possible?

The answer is truly a paradox.

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This is most excellent.

Today we celebrate the patron saint of copying people on emails.

Saint Francis of a CC.

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Why couldn't the jalapeno practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.

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dated this stunning girl once. She was a communist, originally from from China, but I met her while working in Switzerland. We lived in Dennark and went on holiday in Canada. Then she cheated on me. I was devastated, but I really should have known better.

There had been a lot of red flags.

I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.

Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.

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I have a horse that stays up all night causing trouble.

She's a night mare.

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#yqr
#regina
#Saskatchewan
#puns
#horse

The sweater I got for Christmas was picking up so much static electricity that I had to go to the store to return it.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

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Bravo sir!