Analysis: The bottom could be falling out in Trump’s polls | CNN Politics Twenty years ago, the bottom began to fall out on George W. Bush’s approval ratings due to the Iraq war. President Donald Trump is seeing similar problems with Iran.

These horrible polls on the #ThiefInChief:

www.cnn.com/2026/04/21/p...

Could they be an #ActOfGod?

Mess with the #Pope? Nope.

#Trump #LockHimUpAlready #Clownarchy #Presidunce #Donorrhea #PresidentRump #TrumpocalypseNow

Trump's approval on economy falls in AP-NORC poll, showing new warning signs for president A new AP-NORC poll finds that President Donald Trump’s approval rating on the economy has slumped over the past month as the Iran war drives prices higher.

That's three major polls now showing that half of all Americans strongly disapprove of #Trump:
apnews.com/article/trum...
Come on, other half. Get with it.
#TrumpocalypseNow #Donorrhea #Clownarchy #ETTTTS #WorstPersonInTheWorld #PresidentRump

Russian Oil Revenues Nearly Doubled in March

#Russia is making nearly half a billion dollars A DAY from the war with #Iran. Just another example of #Trump kissing #Putin's patootie.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/w...
#Clownarchy #Donorrhea #TrumpocalyseNow #ThiefInChief #Dicktator

#Iran will truck oil through #Turkmenistan and maybe #Azerbaijan. I've been to both borders; no real logistical challenges. #Iraq will truck oil through #Jordan. But #SaudiArabia, the #UAE and #Qatar don't have work-arounds like that. #Trumpocalypse #Oil #Clownarchy #Donorrhea

Dear #TripleTrump-ers:
You got fooled by the greatest #conman in history. So did a lot of other people. We all make mistakes, but this one is hurting all of us. This would be a good time to own up to it, cut all of our losses, and dump him.
#DoIt
#Dicktator #Donorrhea #Trump

Pope responds to president’s insults: ‘I have no fear of the Trump administration’ The president wrote that the first U.S.-born pope, who has criticized the Iran war, was “weak” and “terrible” on crime and foreign policy.

It's #PopeVsDope:
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
What a cage match: The #LyinKing vs. #TheGoodWord.
Just #ExcommunicateTrump, would you please?
#Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #Trump #Pope

No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In

As we all suffer through #TrumpocalypseNow, I'm so proud that the #NYTimes blew the lid off the whole #WaffleHouse #Teleportation scandal.

Not.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...
#FakeNews #Trump #Clownarchy #Donorrhea

Trump Crumbles After Call to Astronauts Hits Awkward Silence The silence lasted around one full minute.

These four people just WENT TO THE #MOON, and #Trump can't think of a single thing to talk to them about, other than Wayne #Gretzky.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-crumbl...
What. A. Moron. What a self-absorbed fool.
#Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #StupidAndEvil #EvilAndStupid #DonnyDoofus

US military threatens to blockade all Iranian ports starting on Monday Vessels will still be able to transit the Strait of Hormuz to and from non-Iranian ports, says US Central Command.

#Trump pretends to be a #BAMF, when in fact he is a #DAMF.
#Iran #IranWar‌
www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/...
#TrumpocalypseNow #LyinKing #Dicktator #Donorrhea #Clownarchy #Presidunce #TrumpIsAChump

Let me summarize this #Trump latest move in #Hormuz:
""Do as I say, not as I do. And don't do what I do, but don't do what I wouldn't do, either. Never do not do what I wouldn't not do." Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do.
#Iran #Trump #DumbAndEvil #LyinKing #TheEnd

Why Trump is threatening to blockade a strait that Iran is already blockading | CNN Business President Donald Trump is threatening to close off the Strait of Hormuz — a crucial waterway that he has repeatedly told Iran must be reopened unconditionally.

#Trump: "No one should EVER block the Strait of Hormuz. That's why I'm doing it!"
www.cnn.com/2026/04/12/b...
Really bad parenting skills.
#TrumpocalypseNow #DonnieDarko #Clownarchy #Dicktator #Donorrhea #Presidunce #TheEndarkenment #ThiefInChief

Trump condemned over threat that Iran's 'civilisation will die' The UN's chief says he is "deeply troubled" by such statements, as the US president ramps up pressure on Iran to agree a deal to end the war.

This is what a psychotic break looks like:
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The #LyinKing is losing it.
Has #Trump been tested for #syphilis ?
#Trump #TrumpocalypseNow #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #TheEndarkenment #DumbAndEvil

This is getting boring. The Saudis need to build a 15-million-barrel-a-day pipeline, under the desert, terminating in Salalah, Oman, by the end of the year. The largest infrastructure project in history. Just do it. I'm tired of paying $5 for gas. #Iran #IranWar #Oil #Hormuz #TrumpIsAMoron

Trump Lashes Out at Prominent Conservatives Over Iran War Criticism

It is hilarious to see #Trump attack other people for their "low IQs."
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...
Trump is the one who puts "more" in "moron".
#Trumpocalypse #DonnieDarko #Clownarchy #Dicktator #Donorrhea #Presidunce

Two-factor authentication has evolved into four-factor authentication, and it's getting worse all the time. A modest proposal: every time someone forces me to use #2FA, they have to pay me $5. Does that seem fair?
#ModernLife #IAmNotABot #EnoughAlready
www.reddit.com/r/opinionnon...

Took the words right out of my mouth....
#Trump #Epstein #Melania #Donorrhea #Dicktator #Clownarchy #LockHimUpAlready

theonion.com/melania-trum...

"Oh, you meant YOUR 10-point peace plan? I thought you meant OUR 10-point peace plan -- even though we don't have one."
www.bbc.com/news/article...
#Clownarchy #Donorrhea #StupidIsAsStupidDoes #TrumpocalypseNow #TheEndarkenment #PresidentRump #Dicktator #Presidunce #Trump #Iran

Full text of Iran's National Security Council statement on ceasefire Tehran claims victory, outlines 10-point plan and confirms talks with US in Islamabad

This is the actual statement by #Iran regarding what was "agreed":
www.middleeasteye.net/news/full-te...
Basically, Iran is announcing that it got everything it wanted, and the US got nothing. That's what Iran says the agreement says. In other words, #TACO #Trump #TrumpocalypseNow #Donorrhea

US election: Full transcript of Donald Trump's obscene videotape The full transcript of the conversation between Donald Trump and a TV host in 2005 in which the US presidential candidate made obscene comments about women.

#Trump on #Iran:
"I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn't get there--she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her. I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."

5 Takeaways From Trump’s Address on Iran

Five takeaways from the #Trump #Iran speech:
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/u...
(1) He doesn't know what he's doing.
(2) He does not know what to do.
(3) He knows not what he does.
(4) He's a clownish fool.
(5) He's a foolish clown.
#TrumpocalypseNow #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #ThiefInChief

Insiders Tear Into ‘Hated’ Pentagon Pete After Deranged War Rants Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has become increasingly bloodthirsty.

I once said that I could see the blood dripping from #DickCheney 's teeth, but Pete #Kegsbreath is way beyond that. The Secretary for Racism is drenched in blood.
www.thedailybeast.com/insiders-tea...
#PeteHegseth #AllTheWorstPeople #Donorrhea #TrumpocalyseNow #Dicktatorship #Clownarchy

Artemis II - Wikipedia

Dear #PresidentRump : The #Artemis crew to the #Moon includes a woman, an African-American and a Canadian.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis...
Knowing you, you'll probably issue an Executive Odor to make them turn back.
#Trump #Presidunce #WorstPersonInTheWorld #Trumpocalypse #Donorrhea #Dicktator

Why Trump might regret his historic visit to the Supreme Court | CNN Politics President Donald Trump bulldozed yet another longstanding norm of American government on Wednesday by becoming the first modern president to attend an oral argument of the Supreme Court.

Notice how, at the #SupremeCourt, #Trump listened only to his own lawyer, not to both sides. Trump listens only to himself, on those rare occasions when he can remember what he just said.
www.cnn.com/2026/04/01/p...
#Dicktator #Presidunce #Clownarchy #TrumpocalypseNow #Donorrhea #PrinceOfLies

Why Trump might regret his historic visit to the Supreme Court | CNN Politics President Donald Trump bulldozed yet another longstanding norm of American government on Wednesday by becoming the first modern president to attend an oral argument of the Supreme Court.

On Wednesday, I paid $6/gal. for #gas, we launched 4 people toward the #Moon for the first time in 50+ years, and #Trump tried to steal #citizenship from 40,000,000 Americans due to their parentage--something that they surely had no control over.
www.cnn.com/2026/04/01/p...
#Presidunce #Clownarchy

Trump Administration Live Updates: Bondi Fired as Attorney General

The #WorstPersonInTheWorld fires the third-worst person in the world:
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...
I'll tell you this: no one will ever lie for #Trump, kiss up to him and cover up for him any better than #PamBondi has. As in #TrumpUniversity Pam #Bondi.

Trump is firing all the women. #Donorrhea

Exclusive | Trump Tells Aides He’s Willing to End War Without Reopening Hormuz Administration officials assess that forcing the waterway back open would mean extending the military mission

#JFC Are we all going to have to pay through the nose for gas, forever, just because Donald #Trump can't #President properly?
www.wsj.com/world/middle...
#TrumpocalypseNow #TheDon #Donarchy #Donorrhea #TACO #TheWorstPersonInTheWorld #Dicktator #PresidentRump

Exclusive | Trump Tells Aides He’s Willing to End War Without Reopening Hormuz Administration officials assess that forcing the waterway back open would mean extending the military mission

Note to Donald #Trump regarding the 20 million barrels of oil passing through the Straits of #Hormuz each day: If it ain't broke, don't break it.
www.wsj.com/world/middle...
Oops. Too late for that.
#TrumpocalypseNow #TheDon #Donarchy #Donorrhea #TheWorstPersonInTheWorld #TACO #Dicktator

Did someone know what Trump was going to say? | Ed Conway analysis YouTube video by Sky News

Someone front-ran Trump's #TACO capitulation by 12 minutes yesterday, bought and sold more than $1 billion in "notional value" in oil and stocks, and made HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNcE...
#LockHimUp
#Trump #Misleadership #Corruption #TheDon #Dicktator #Clownarchy

Live updates: Trump says Iran 'wants to make a deal' but the Islamic Republic denies any talks U.S. President Donald Trump told reporters that Iran wants “to make a deal,” and claimed U.S. envoys have been holding talks with a “respected” Iranian leader. Iran denied the claims.

#Trump goes TACO because Trump says that #Iran caved in in talks (talks they are not having).
apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel-trump-03-23-2026
So Trump is, officially, talking to himself. Makes sense, because Trump is the only one Trump listens to. If Trump can remember what Trump said. #Clownarchy

I think that it's reaching the point when, every time I feel like I might pass wind, someone is going to ask me for dual-factor authentication. #ModernLife