PATERNAL GEOMETRY AND THE ARCHITECTURE OF ABSENCE | Eric Kilkenny Get more from Eric Kilkenny on Patreon

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The Fool Who Wouldn't Stay in the File Cabinet | Eric Kilkenny Get more from Eric Kilkenny on Patreon

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THE TAYLOR PRINCIPLE | Eric Kilkenny Get more from Eric Kilkenny on Patreon

#AI #Superintellegence #PlanetOfTheApes #Satire #ArtificialIntelligence #Futurism #AIRisk #ChatGPT #PeerReviewed #GroundbreakingResearch #Science #NewResearch #Academic #comedy

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THE WRONG KIND OF IRISH | Eric Kilkenny Get more from Eric Kilkenny on Patreon

A 21-year-old from Tyrone showed up to Irish America's pity party, handed the good china to the Black Panthers, and left. Turns out oppression is a principle, not a costume.

#History #TrueStory #Activism #CivilRights #Ireland #IrishHistory #PoliticalHistory #WomenInHistory

JOSH CHRIST | Eric Kilkenny Get more from Eric Kilkenny on Patreon

JOSH CHRIST. See Jesus wasn't his real name. It's just a stage name. Read my essay. Follow me on Patreon

#writer #writing #jesus #jesuschrist #essay

These guys know what's up. @mohoanimation.bsky.social

Marvel Comics #DAREDEVIL punching #ICE in the face. I shot this vertical sorry ya can't see it all. Bluesky doesn't seem to let me post vertical videos? #art #comics #ink #artistsofbluesky

HOLOGRAM DEMOCRACY | Eric Kilkenny Get more from Eric Kilkenny on Patreon

"Hologram Democracy" is a dystopian cipher wrapped in sci-fi paranoia. A sonic descent into the architecture of control that's already being built around us. FREE DOWNLOAD

#postpunk #punk #musician #music #freemusic

BALOR! He’s this massive bastard with an eye that kills everything it looks at. Which is basically my father after three whiskeys at Christmas dinner. His own grandson eventually kills him with a sling. Family reunions in ancient Ireland were mental! #art #artist #ink #irish #mythology

CONTUNDE IPSUM! | Eric Kilkenny Get more from Eric Kilkenny on Patreon

CONTUNDE IPUSUM!

My family crest is a potato masher.

I'm serious. If we had a banner to carry into battle, it would just be this [mimes holding up a potato masher] wavy metal thing on a stick. Our motto would be "Just Mash It Yourself, For God's Sake."

#writer #funnywriting #humorist

Building Up and Tearing England Down by The Resaurant Hot Sauce [2025] YouTube video by Talking Toast Records

I recorded a #post-punk style #cover of Building Up and Tearing England Down by Dominic Behan. It's about #Irish lads breaking their backs building England while England sort of... pretends they're not there.

The Barbarian and The Detective (or: A Plurality of Narratives in Which Everyone Is Confused) | Eric Kilkenny Get more from Eric Kilkenny on Patreon

"I have fought demons and sorcerers," said #Conan, "but this is worse. This is... what did you call it, Joyce?"

"Literary purgatory," said #Joyce. "We exist only as long as we're being #read. The moment the reader stops, we cease. And yet we must go on, because that is the nature of #stories."

MY COMPLETELY UNAUTHORIZED DBT DISASTER MANUAL | Eric Kilkenny Get more from Eric Kilkenny on Patreon

DBT: German engineering for feelings. Like training badly behaved dogs, except the dogs are your emotions and they're all rabid.

#writer #satire #writingcommunity #darkhumor #indieauthor #DBT #TherapyHumor #sarcasm #satiresunday #ptsd #trauma #therapy #humor

I just left Chuck Schumer a message not to cave on the #ShutDown. Who Else? Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH), Jon Ossoff (D-GA), Gary Peters (D-MI), Mark Kelly (D-AZ), Maggie Hassan (D-NH), Peter Welch (D-VT), Tammy Baldwin (D-WI), and Elissa Slotkin (D-MI). We will remember when elections come round again.

Absolute Zero Had a Summer Home | Eric Kilkenny Get more from Eric Kilkenny on Patreon

Raised by sadists in Victorian freezer. Spent youth as tiny frozen lumberjack building futile fires. Dad's favorite game: wood pile Groundhog Day. Even the mold pitied me.

#trauma #heatedhomes #woodfire #childhoodmemories #writer #patreon

The Department of Circular Solutions  | Eric Kilkenny Get more from Eric Kilkenny on Patreon

THE DEPARTMENT OF CIRCULAR SOLUTIONS

#poverty #writer #shortstory

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thanks, I always meant to get back to this story and expand it. Maybe someday... Always thought it was an interesting idea. I think it was a Belgium guy who came up with the V for victory.

The Last Cantrip of the Wickedest Man | Eric Kilkenny Get more from Eric Kilkenny on Patreon

Here's a little short story I put together a number of years ago that may or may not be true. Either way, I thought it might make a nice Halloween Post. HAPPY HALLOWEEN Folks!

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#portland #author #writer #selfpublish

The only thing more haunted than America is my book. Buy it! erickilkenny.bigcartel.com

#writerscommunity #horror #comedy #selfpublishing #IndieAuthor #WeirdFiction #IndieBooks #SupportIndieAuthors

GENTLY HAUNTED: Volume 1 YouTube video by Eric Kilkenny

More copies of my book GENTLY HAUNTED have arrived in my store just in time for HALLOWEEN! Order your copy today!

#writer #author #horror #comedy #indieauthor #selfpublishing

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Friend Computer - Money For Nothing {2014] YouTube video by Talking Toast Records

A #synthpop cover of Dire Straits. I changed the offensive lyric to RABBIT

#music #electronic #synthesizer #indie #vocoder

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MARTINIBOMB - Molecular Biology [2012] YouTube video by Talking Toast Records

I’m waiting for Dolemite!

#beats #mpc #music #martinibomb

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AUDIOBOOK The Man Who Transformed at Lunchtime read by Eric Kilkenny YouTube video by Eric Kilkenny

#audiobook #surrealism #tokusatsu #ultraman #cornedbeef #oregon #myrtlecreek #pinksauce

"It's like Waiting for Godot meets Power Rangers."

THE LAST PUNK MOVE LEFT | Eric Kilkenny Get more from Eric Kilkenny on Patreon

One man’s descent from emotional saint to “fuck you” prophet, starring a mirror, a black hole, and the last punk move left.

#ptsd #depression #trauma #LastPunkMove #FuckYouIsTherapy #satire #writer

The Restaurant Hot Sauce - Time Ticks By [EP released OCTOBER 2025] YouTube video by Talking Toast Records

#album #post-punk #electronicmusic #music

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Time Ticks By, by The Restaurant Hot Sauce 3 track album

NEW EP! "TIME TICKS BY"
from your friends at THE RESTAURANT HOT SAUCE

#bandcampfriday #music #postpunk

The Restaurant Hot Sauce A sonic cocktail of post-punk, electronic wizardry, and spoken word sorcery. Join us on a mind-bending journey through musical dimensions where reality and imagination blend like the perfect cheese sa...

Apparently it’s Bandcamp Friday, which is a sort of pagan festival where, for one day, the internet decides to funnel all its loose change directly into the pockets of bedraggled musicians like me.

#music #bandcampfriday

Probably! I’m playing it by ear. Nothing planned out.

Hah thanks! I was going to do more Fomorians. Maybe Balor tomorrow.