Posts by Mr French Fries
A common honey bee gathering pollen and nectar from a bright red Helenium (Sneezeweed) flower.
Good morning, honey. European Honey Bee (Apis mellifera) on Helenium, North Haven, CT, Aug. 2025.
🧪🌿🌎🐡 #garden #biodiversity #pollinators #photography #macro #macrophotography #wildlifephotography #naturephotography #insect #bees
Every single person who actually knew how to make the trains run also knew that the ‘railroad barons’ wanted to treat them the way they treated their shoe shine boys. Every single human trafficker that could get into the ‘online girlfriend’ grift retired from pimping.
Meta: We're tracking your keystrokes because AI
McClatchy: We're misrepresenting your professional identity because AI
Hear me out: The AI didn't make these people do shit. It was just horrible leaders looking for a scapegoat.
Chicken ain’t gonna jerk iteself.
Sorry, don't have time today. I'm off to the Jerk Store
What's the sexiest liquid to cover your lover in? Like.. if you're doing a really long baste?
Let me consult my master baster’s thesaurus…
Honestly, yeah, cats would be better in that the only way you COULD get them to drive would be ‘dispassionately.’
It might be impossible to keep tiptoeing around the way “tortures animals for fun” overlaps with “can’t understand why employees need to be able to give *public and anonymous* employer reviews.”
On Monday, FBI director Kash Patel followed through with his threat to sue The Atlantic, filing a defamation lawsuit in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia seeking $250 million in damages.
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Surpluses determined by technology more than geography?Using platforms like r/etailhell just …doesn’t seem sufficient now that they’re trying REALLY HARD to SELL price comparison search engines that will LIE. #aislopping #aishopping #ai #aislop #retail #markets
‘No cures, only treatments.’ 🫥
…close?
Anyone by chance going to the sleep store anytime soon
They made things this 1973 in 1993 Sleep on that. 🫡
Savatage - Sleep (1993)
Me feeding my cat: can’t, feeding my cat
Found a book from 1919. I think it’s fair to say it was self published. And I swear it’s a rare foresight into the phenomenon of setting out to rule a state like an imaginary emperor rather than try to make it on city council first. It’s sad how funny pages from that era are lost.
Pero …cuatro …viente? 🛫🚀
Was expecting a ‘get physical book delivered’ button 😏
Flash was everywhere. Now it's gone. Sound familiar?
Flash is just part of the story of VANISHING CULTURE, a new book exploring the fight to preserve our fragile digital history. 📖
Join us for the book launch!
📅 Apr 23
🕠 Doors 5:30 PM
📍 300 Funston Ave, SF
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www.patreon.com/whomp?utm_ca... You already subscribe to too many things? Do you need #comicsky to tell you what #comics should have told you? That ALL OF THIS is too many things?
Not sure if that dragon thought it needed to see your contacts list or if you’re using a camera instead of a phone 😜
Photo taken looking up at a dragonfly perched on a twig, with the blue sky and puffy white clouds behind it along with green trees in the distance.
Looking up at a dragonfly in the sunshine #BlueSkyMonday #nature #photography #dragonfly #BugSky
A honey bee face down, completely vertical in the flower of a green onion plant. Taken on 4/19/2026
Hopefully you’re having an easy time telling which way is up after your weekend.
#insects
#bees
Learning that dopamine is the ‘pay attention,’ not the ‘feel good’ chemical, is a lot like learning that people with a neurological focusing disability can end up focusing on the negative because the negative is “strong enough“ to keep their focus. 🫥
And ‘the rich’ keep telling ‘the rest of us’ what ACTUALLY frightens them…but they’re REALLY good at making it frighten us, too.