If it's possible to get gluten free products, why can't the rest of the ingredients be free too? It would really help with my shopping bills!

Must just have been a lucky guess on my part then...

@herring1967.bsky.social I reckon it'll be 2-1...

Three modern portents for the end of the world: -
1) Comedy Central will stop showing 'Friends'.
2) DFS will sell a sofa at full price.
3) The Curling will be over.

Ratcliffe says sorry his language 'offended some people' after criticism of immigration comments - live updates The Man Utd co-owner says it's important to talk about

Nothing says 'sincere apology' than when it's followed by the word 'but'...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...

In case you missed it. I’ve watched this about 10 times already. I can tell I’m a luvvie at heart because a part of me genuinely thinks that this should be played every time anyone in Reform makes a speech.

Do Duolingo do a course to help you understand what the snowboarding commentators are talking about?

This is who Justin Timberlake becomes during a drought.

Good to see the Knights who say 'Ni' on the Traitors tonight #TraitorsUK

Good luck to all those who have to write/type the date for the first time today.

Trump says US has The US President says Maduro has been

So Infantino will be asking for the FIFA peace prize back then right?...Right?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...

Premier League results. One match finished 1-1. The other three finished 0-0.

Happy New Year to the 'Match of the Day' producer...

Walking Round In Women's Underwear YouTube video by Grace and Favour

If you fancy an alternative Christmas song, try this...
youtu.be/Gkx-xMTYowc?...

I'm pretty sure that if AI was corporeal it would look like the freaky woman from the IONOS advert.

I don't know whether I'm proud of this or a little bit depressed by it...

My guess is, with your eyes open.
But I'm old fashioned like that...

I'm going to say this is a 'not useful' transcription.

I don't often share my running details but as this was the first Half Marathon in my home town and the first time I'd managed to run a sub two-hour so registered a PB, I thought I'd put it out there.

The population of the whole world seemed to have descended on Rome today...and they were all wearing Skechers!

A translation from Italian to English of the sentence "Your hamsters stink" from the Duolingo app

A translation from English to Italian of the sentence "Now come with me to the clinic" from the Duolingo app.

An interesting combination of sentences to translate. I might use these in Rome next week.

Kew woman fined £150 for pouring coffee down drain in Richmond Burcu Yesilyurt says the fine is

Wait until they discover what the water companies have been doing...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Thought I should also use the non-bin fire site to spread the word.

Saw @petefirman.bsky.social in Bristol tonight. Three questions:
1) If you haven't seen him, why not?
2) What are you going to do about it?
3) Why are you still reading this instead of doing something about it?
Go and see him, he's mind-blowingly good!

Go home AI, you're pissed!

I think we might be at a point in history where we change 'Lest we forget' to 'Looks like we forgot'!

Dear America
The correct expression is "I COULDN'T care less" not "I could care less".
It doesn't take much thought to work out your version makes no sense whatsoever.
Thanks for your time on this matter.

Ask nanny if she wants us to bring some mice home for the kittens: if so dead or alive.

My mate Barry tried self castration...which takes some balls #Lunchpun

I bought a dog. I called him Peeve. That's annoying.
#lunchpun

When I asked my wife why it took so long to get ready to go out, she said it was because she was filing her nails.
How can that be such a long process? They all go under the letter 'N' surely! #LunchPun