The all-bisexual team were even worse, they weren't fussy and just took what they could get.

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Robot runs a race
Still a long way from humans
No post on Strava

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Tube drivers on strike
No trains on the District Line
No change from normal

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Mandy failed vetting
Rushed into the position
Keir hunts for scapegoat

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Couple met on bus
Married just a year later
Return or single?

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Apple change at top
Will it change business practice?
Rotten to the core

The Haunted Cheeto in the White House hates career politicians and civil servants and loves toadying sycophants.

The DWP notes this for future eligibility testing

When you drive past McDonald's and your mum says, 'There's burgers in the freezer.'

two men are sitting at a table in front of a sign that says bbc on it Alt: Fry and Laurie as Robert Robinson, and as they ring the bell, sod off appears

Damn, still, they could have gone for this method

The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.

Oh this. I look back on old sketches that were just jokes held together with a weak premise. I love the Trey Parker and Matt Stone method of looking beats with 'so' or 'but' and never 'and'.

Yeah, but can it polish off a Five Guys Burger, fries and milkshake afterwards?

a man wearing a hat and sunglasses is standing in front of a map . Alt: Rex Kramer removes his sunglasses, only to reveal another pair underneath

Airplane!

I'm the Cluedo Conservatory: Overly transparent, and longing to have a secret passage to the kitchen.

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Bill Bailey adapts TV theme tunes YouTube video by Arvor Pepper

Bill Bailey's Match of The Day in a minor key (at 1:24)
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I'm in this photo and I don't like it

The @writersguildgb.bsky.social have stepped up their recruitment drive.

Don't cry for me Aga heater
The truth is, you need replacing

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance, or you’re eliminated.

The Hannibal Lecter Cookbook.

England Fans Pay for JD Vance to Visit Croatia, Panama and Ghana Hungary is still celebrating a huge election win for Peter Magyar - JD Vance has once-again demonstrated his unique reverse Midas Touch.

Back on Newsbiscuit with some silliness about JD Vance that doesn't involve a sofa
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Let's watch the time-traveller's wife

Let's watch the time-traveller's wife

First sketch for this run of #TheSkewer away. Getting one on the last series has helped so much, as it feels like I know the right ingredients to use. Though I'll still have to see how the cake comes out, if it goes in the oven at all.
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The BBC has announced that, due to significant financial pressures, they will be cutting up to 2000 jobs across the country. The figure was due to be higher, but they saved a good chunk of money when they sacked Scott Mills.
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Jamie Murray, who became the first British doubles player to rise to world number one, has announced his immediate retirement from tennis. The move came as quite a shock, particularly to his playing partner, who just thought he was running late for their match
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A scientific study says that early risers, or "larks", get the most benefit from exercising in the morning, while night owls should train in the evening. The other major group are peacocks, who make a big song-and-dance out of working out, but only when people are watching
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