Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."
I would give up everything right now just to be a cat soaking in a sunbeam
a scene from watchmen where dr manhattan says if i have to have a symbol it shall be one i respect he is wearing all black with black eyeliner he says there and the neubaten stick person appears on his forehead
omg hell yes
a screenshot of two tumblr posts. the first: aralintheobsessive Jan 16 if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars. iam not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing! (end of post) below it, a response from afroartinc: As a poet, I also want my viewers to take this rather beautiful allegory into account.
what are you doing!
Man 2026 sure sucks shit so far
I still have no idea what Dubai Chocolate is.
Seriously can I just be gifted massive head trauma and just skip the next 6 months
Read a memorial post from my friends girlfriend and just gonna be here crying at work the next three hours
tracking the polar vortex (a weather report image) earth has a great set of boobs with Ls for nipples idk
idk wtf these earth is flat losers are talking about
she has an amazing rack
I think January is the worst month.
Lionsmane starting expect updates on this lil dude
#mycology #mushrooms #fungifriends
Have you ever tried just.....not hurting??
PSA reading “Hey there neighbor! We all want to feel safe, but your Ring camera is sharing everything with ICE, including every person that walks by.” Cartoon smiley faces saying “Ack!”, “Oh no!”, “That’s terrible!” A cartoon shouting “What to do?!” Text: “Turn it off! Or, cover the camera and use audio only.” A drawing showing “You” cutting the stream of information from Ring to Amazon to ICE. Text: “We keep each other safe” surrounded by drawings of hearts.
I guess the permanent jewelry wasn't paying off so now they're just adding something else to the pile
It's just very funny to me the same industry pushing courses to learn "tiny tattoos" where you could take a 48hr class to do tiny tattoos Is now pivoting and teaching those same girls laser removal. It's an entire cycle of shit from people that shouldn't touch anything re tattoos to start
I keep getting more and more things pushing tattoo removal training/services on Instagram and in every case it's the stupidest shittiest little tattoo I've ever seen. Get cooler shit and maybe you won't regret it.
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
Wildest thing breaking in skates in the house is going from 5'2 to like 5'6 and seeing the total change in view dke basic everyday house shit like oh this is what it's like to be a tallish person wild
It's NEW SKATE DAY
I can't get over how big these dudes are. Going into pasta tomorrow 🤤
#mycology #fungi #fungifriend #mushroom
This is the book that made me go "wait maybe I don't actually hate poetry"
Man I'm still a lil bummed that basically zero of my friends were able to show up last night (like I get it, people are busy) but still stings a bit.
Oh well!
any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
Holy bad brains weekend and Monday batman
"you think I like this???! 😡"
I feel the same way when someone sends me something that's basically the goth equivalent of "live laugh love" going oh this is your thing and I'm offended every time
🫡
Toronto was nice but did jack shit to help me feel less burnt out
Uggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh