Ruby’s mayhem Lasagne recipe 🍅 Ingredients (and inevitable mischief): 9 lasagna noodles (plus 3 backups because someone will sit on them 🐾) 1 tbsp olive oil 🫒 (for the pan, and also your soul) 1 onion, chopped (wear goggles if…

Ruby's Mayhem Lasagna: a recipe for delicious chaos! 🐾🍝 Get ready for cheesy layers, mischievous cats, and a whole lot of flavor!

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🧀 Cheesecake mayhem recipe with Ruby 😹🍰 Prep Time: 20 minsCook Time: 1 hour (ish)Cooling Time: As long as it takes you to stop poking it.Servings: One… if you’re emotionally unstable. Otherwise, 8. 🎩 Ingredients: For the base (aka …

Cheesecake Mayhem with Ruby the Cat! 😹🍰 Crunchy throne + creamy joy = pure bliss (if Ruby doesn't get to it first!). 🐾🧈❄️🍓🍫🌀

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Captain Chef’s Log, Stardate: Absolute Disaster It began as all great culinary tragedies do …with confidence. Perhaps too much confidence. I, Chef Thanos, master of soups, sauces, and the occasional flambé-related fire hazard, had spent th…

Minestrone massacre! 🍅😭 Chef Thanos vs. gravity. Soup everywhere! 🍲 One defiant bean escaped! 🫘💨 Ruby's judgement: 😼. Clean up? 😩

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"Controlled chaos" isn't a mess, it's a system. 😜 Chef Thanos system! 👨‍🍳😂 A highly personalized, slightly frantic system. 😉 My daily special, served hot! 🔥

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The most dangerously delicious Coleslaw After reading my adventure with the ….running away cabbage here, what follows is …how to make Coleslaw! Warning: May cause uncontrollable cravings and unsolicited compliments. Ingredien…

🥗 This dangerously delicious coleslaw will make you a legend, especially after having read my last cat-dventure! 😈👉
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Cod tomato soup with olives & small prawns A Dish So Good, Even the Cod Would Approve Ingredients (Serves 4, or 1 very hungry pirate) 2 cod fillets (fresh, because frozen ones have trust issues) 200g small prawns (the tiny, sneaky ones that…

Cod tomato soup with prawns & olives; the one that came out of the infamous cod-Ruby battle! 🐟🍅🍤 Warm, cozy, & a bit cheeky. 😉

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Cod vs. Cat! 🐟😾 Epic kitchen battle! Lost to Ruby, now it's fish stew. 🍲😂

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Croissant vs. Cat! 🥐🐈⬛ Coffee spill averted (barely)! ☕️ Ruby nearly joined the pigeons. 🕊️ Balcony breakfast gone wild! 😂

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Happy #InternationalWomensDay! Ladies, you rule the kitchen (and everything else!). Now, who wants a whisk duel? 🍳💃

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When in doubt, add cheese. If still in doubt, add more cheese. 🧀🤌

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My spice rack is older than most of you. 👴🏻🧂
Some of these spices have seen things.
...Mostly dust!

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🍳 Triumph! Chef Thanos (me!) conquered the Spanish omelette! Even Ruby the cat approved (sort of). 😼👑

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I'm not making a mess, I'm experimenting.⚡😅👨‍🍳🙀

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The most dangerous game? Opening a bag of flour too aggressively. 🌪️😂

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Chef Thanos

My specialty? Overcomplicating the simplest recipes. 🍽️🤣

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The chili chill mistake! Dear Journal,I suppose we must begin with the chili peppers. Oh, the chili peppers. It started so innocently, as these things often do. Just a humble dish, a spicy shrimp stir-fry. I’ve made it a t…

🔥🥵 Chili Pepper Crisis 🥵🔥
Rubbed my eyes after chopping chili, became Niagara Falls 😭 mocked by my cat 😹. Goggles mandatory now! 🍤🔧

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Dear Americans, this time you REALLY scrambled your ...eggs! 😆😟👺😱🍳

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"Simmer gently," he said, —listen, buddy, I’m almost 70, nothing about me is gentle anymore. 🍲😆

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Chopping onions isn’t crying, it’s emotional seasoning. 🧅😭

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The fluffy disaster of the …Selma day! March 4, 2025 Ah, dear journal, today was one for the culinary history books, though I’ll probably keep it out of my future cookbook, seeing as it’s the kind of thing that might make the food criti…

🚨 Fluffy Pastry Disaster Alert! 🚨 My Selma ballooned to cosmic proportions! 🌌 Giant pastries more fit for a hot air balloon ride than a plate. 😜

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Just burned my toast so perfectly, even the fire alarm applauded. 🎉🔥👨🍳

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No matter how advanced we become, humanity will never invent a greater technology than butter. 🧈⚡
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Bread Dough & Betrayal 12:43 PM – The Ovens Are On, My Hope Is Not Ah, dear journal, today was an odyssey. An adventure for the ages, though I wouldn’t recommend it unless you’ve come to terms with the fact that your kit…

🚨 The Garlic Incident 🚨
Today, I crossed a line. A garlic line. My wife banished me the cat disowned me and now I sit in the garage pondering my fate. 🌿🧄

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The great eyebrow …barbecue Lesson of the day: Always stand back when opening a hot oven. Unless, of course, you enjoy the scent of your own burning eyebrows. They’ll grow back, right? This morning started like any other; whi…

🔥 Welcome to Thanos’ Flame-Kissed Cuisine 🔥 Where the food and sometimes the chef, gets a little too crispy.

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