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Happy New Year! See you in November for #FLANSMAS 2026! 🎄
You guys, they just did a sepia-toned montage of the week (they have known each other one week) Christmas Princess and Cliff Hair spent together that I guess was supposed to be emotional? It made me realize that at some point they just bailed on all those sexy food transitions. #AChristmasPrincess
Back at the restaurant (remember how Christmas Princess owns a restaurant?), Prince Go-Go Boy Hair has sent her a limited edition print of a photograph that she revealed she was obsessed with in an earlier scene that I did not deem important enough to recap. #AChristmasPrincess #Flansmas
Now they're taking a walk and talking about Christmas. She is going to help him LOVE CHRISTMAS as opposed to just KIND OF LIKING CHRISTMAS! This movie isn't super big on "stakes." She just told him she grew up in Hudson Valley AND SHE KEEPS CALLING *HIM* PRETENTIOUS??? #AChristmasPrincess #Flansmas
You guys, this guy's hair is getting gayer by the scene. His hair has become its own character. Maybe it will challenge her for the right to cater the banquet. #AChristmasPrincess #Flansmas
Assistant Rupert is simultaneously telling the prince "You like this...American 😒" He says it like he just KNOWS she is riddled with HPV (#getvaccinated). #AChristmasPrincess #Flansmas
The next morning, the Christmas Princess wakes up at her parents' house and THE FUCKING PRINCE is downstairs chilling with her parents like a psycho. Her parents are super into him, but she is (correctly) like "This is psychotic behavior?!" Her mom is all "MARRY THE PRINCE." #AChristmasPrincess
The Christmas Princess goes home and you guys are *genuinely* not gonna fucken believe this but BOTH OF HER PARENTS ARE ALIVE!!! IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! Back at the Prince's hotel, his assistant guy is like "This meatloaf is good, but it's dumb to hire a total rando." #AChristmasPrincess
Okay: after her employees are like "stop being so cunty to a rich-ass prince," she agrees to meet with him to discuss food or whatever. I also feel I should tell you that, every time they cut to a new scene, they show a bunch of those fancy food shots. They are maybe B-roll. #AChristmasPrincess
Hold on, you guys; I have to go feed Pierro dinner. Also, Prince John says his friends call him Jack (way better Prince name) because he is ALSO The People's Prince. #AChristmasPrincess #Flansmas
He is so impressed by her VENISON MEATLOAF (gtfo) that he asks her then and there to cater his Christmas banquet. She is understandably like "What the fuck?" but also, bitch? You are about to lose your restaurant? Why are you being so cunty to a prince rn? #AChristmasPrincess #Flansmas
Back to Prince John (bad Prince name tbh) who is telling his gay chef that he needs to do better and make the food MORE CHRISTMAS-Y for his big upcoming Australian Christmas event. His mom the Queen gets mentioned, so he's gonna have a DEAD DAD. #AChristmasPrincess #Flansmas
Cut to The Prince, who is much more handsome than in the thumbnail; he should sue. He has an "I am a Prince from a fictional country in a Christmas movie" accent (in this case, Australian). Now they're showing a bunch of shots of food cooking. Go off, I guess? #AChristmasPrincess #Flansmas
Peacock's thumbnail image for A Christmas Princess. The two leads both look like they are being photographed under duress.
Tonight for #Flansmas (which runs through New Year's Day), I will be watching #AChristmasPrincess on Peacock. I have selected it mainly because of its thumbnail, which looks like a hostage situation where they are somehow both the hostage.
So... #AChristmasPrincess is streaming for free on #PlutoTV or if you have #PrimeVideo, you can also watch it on there. #Christmas #Holidays #CountdowntoChristmas #movie #romcom #romance #royalfamily 💻 💓
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#AChristmasPrincess is a pleasant #Christmas film. 💐 I've found it interesting that the most popular living princess in the world is a biracial Black woman yet all the #holidayseason royal #romance movies still have 99% white, mostly blonde women as its heroines. Where are the Black women? #romcom
