Strip 152 of ancient webcomic A Softer World, by E Horne and J Corneau. Three panels show a photograph of a man looking wistfully out of frame. It is captioned: The trick to pet names is the combination of affectionate nouns Honeybun. Sugarpie. Kittentits.

The cover art for Holly Wilson's book 'KITTENTITS: A Novel'. It is pink, with the image of a cat's face, with stars in its eyes.

I haven't read the book yet, but is this a coincidence, I wonder? #BookSky #ASofterWorld #KittenTits

(None of those lines seemed to be about you or me.)
Posted 3/16/2022. Screenshot from Romeo and Smurfette.
#smurfs #asofterworld #heftysmurf #smurfette

(i am not an exhibitionist. i'm just lonely.)
Originally posted 3/15/2022. Screenshot from The Smurfiest of Friends.
#smurfs #asofterworld #brainysmurf

(Well fine. Buy it there then.)
Originally posted 3/14/2022. Screenshot from Smurfs At Sea.
#smurfs #asofterworld #dreamysmurf

(wait. give me liberty or give YOU death. how about that?)
Originally posted 3/22/2021. Screenshot from The Adventures of Robin Smurf.
#smurfs #asofterworld #vanitysmurf #trackersmurf

(long overdue)
Originally posted 1/14/2021. Screenshot from Papa's Family Album.
#smurfs #asofterworld #brainysmurf

(hope softens the rough edge of every promise.)
Originally posted 1/13/2021. Screenshot from The Three Smurfketeers.
#smurfs #asofterworld #clumsysmurf #smurfette

Originally posted 1/12/2021. Screenshot from Can't Smurf the Music.
#smurfs #asofterworld #natsmurfling #snappysmurfling #sassette #minersmurf #handysmurf #smurfette #laconiathewoodelf #slouchysmurfling

(the tasty side)
Originally posted 1/11/2021. Screenshot from The Purple Smurfs.
#smurfs #asofterworld

(let’s hang out - TO THE DEATH)
Originally posted 1/10/2021. Screenshot from Essence of Brainy.
#smurfs #asofterworld #brainysmurf #clumsysmurf

(Instead of slowing down, I just shine brighter.)
Originally posted 1/9/2021. Screenshot from Smurfs: The Lost Village.
#smurfs #asofterworld #smurfblossom

Originally posted 1/8/2021. Screenshot source unknown, 1980s show.
#smurfs #asofterworld #wildsmurf

(time to take a handful of pills and face the day.)
Originally posted 1/7/2021. Screenshot from Love Those Smurfs.
#smurfs #asofterworld #chlorhydris

(That’s the way it crumbles, cookie-wise.)
Originally posted 1/6/2021. Screenshot from No Smurf Is An Island.
#smurfs #asofterworld #handysmurf #marinathemermaid

(a yawning void, is what i’m saying. forever.)
Originally posted 1/5/2021. Screenshot from The Gingerbread Smurfs.
#smurfs #asofterworld #greedysmurf #clumsysmurf #brainysmurf

(Jesus, mom. I have friends coming over.)
Originally posted 1/4/2021. Screenshot from The Smurfs and the Book That Knows Everything (in original French).
#smurfs #asofterworld #brainysmurf

(I’ve never been better.)
Originally posted 1/3/2021. Screenshot from The Dark Ness Monster.
#smurfs #asofterworld #brainysmurf #clumsysmurf

(I have to be me.)
Originally posted 1/2/2021. Screenshot source unknown, 1980s show.
#smurfs #asofterworld #hogatha

(Might as well enjoy ourselves!)
Originally posted 1/1/2021. Screenshot from Essence Of Brainy.
#smurfs #asofterworld #scruple

Originally posted 12/31/2020. Screenshot from I Was A Brainy Weresmurf.
#smurfs #asofterworld #brainysmurf #clumsysmurf

(Maybe I should have mentioned that in my speech?)
Originally posted 12/30/2020. Screenshot from The Legend of Smurfy Hollow.
#smurfs #asofterworld #brainysmurf #gutsysmurf #reportersmurf

(taught me.)
Originally posted 12/29/2020. Screenshot from The Smurfiest of Friends.
#smurfs #asofterworld #brainysmurf #clumsysmurf

(Oh, it’s you. You startled me. What? No! We musn’t! KISS KISS KISS)
Originally posted 12/28/2020. Screenshot source unknown, 1980s show.
#smurfs #asofterworld #vanitysmurf

(what use beauty, sans ugmos?)
Originally posted 12/27/2020. Screenshot from Smurfquest.
#smurfs #asofterworld #brainysmurf #lazysmurf #jokeysmurf #vanitysmurf #clumsysmurf #grouchysmurf

(Kindness won’t save anyone.)
Originally posted 12/26/2020. Screenshot from Hefty's Heart.
#smurfs #asofterworld #gargamel #brainysmurf #vanitysmurf #papasmurf #handysmurf #harmonysmurf

(I’ve been disenfrenchfried.)
Originally posted 12/25/2020. Screenshot source unknown, 1980s show.
#smurfs #asofterworld #grouchysmurf

(lately i’ve been breaking glass in your room again)
Originally posted 12/24/2020. Screenshot from Smurfplication.
#smurfs #asofterworld #brainysmurf

(at least human stalkers don’t clog my bandwidth)
Originally posted 12/23/2020. Screenshot from Clockwork Smurfette (episode).
#smurfs #asofterworld #clockworksmurfette #handysmurf

(If you can’t stand the heat, turn the A/C on.)
Originally posted 12/22/2020. Screenshot from Smurfily Ever After.
#smurfs #asofterworld #lazysmurf

(Ours to put donuts in!)
Originally posted 12/21/2020. Screenshot from Dreamy's Pen Pals.
#smurfs #asofterworld #dreamysmurf