Normally with 5am kick offs I dread my wife and daughter coming downstairs and preventing me from concentrating fully on the match. Today, I’m considering waking them up. #nufc #absoluteshitshow

A pile of sloppy half baked cake on a cooling rack with bits of apple sticking out of it. An air cryer tin with bits stuck to it.

My cake is a bad cake. Should have taken 50-60 minutes in the air fryer. Was in for about 90 and still raw. 😫

I write better books than I bake cakes. Promise.

#cooking #baking #absoluteshitshow #authors

Nothing could be truer…🤢 #trump2025 #AbsoluteShitShow #ChaosAndDestruction
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I hope Reform gain control of an English council in the May local elections. We can then see what they actually do running things instead of sniping from the sidelines. #AbsoluteShitshow

So much #winning. And yet, somehow – after blowing smoke up the asses of stupid America…promising to #makeamericaaffordable …here we are. But hey, it’s not Das Cheeto’s fault…it was Obama’s…err, Biden…uh – someone else’s…remember 1938? We were so rich then… #moron
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#absoluteshitshow
#pathetic
#con